Snags turns.....

Saniflush · « **on:** August 29, 2018, 09:08:59 AM »

Well let's be honest, we are just surprised he's still having birthdays.

chinook · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2018, 09:11:58 AM »

i bet his pussy smells like the great depression.

happy birthday.

love you snags.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2018, 09:22:14 AM »

Happy Birthday!

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2018, 09:42:21 AM »

Iâ€™m glad that 58 years and 9 months ago your dad smashed your mom's vagina! Happy one Sugar bear!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2018, 09:46:30 AM »

Thanks my nig....wait, this isn't the slurs thread?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2018, 09:47:48 AM »

Giddy up my nagger.

If they ever have to crack your head open, at least they donâ€™t have to shave off much.

Congrats on staying alive. You deserve it. Because bitch you old.

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:25:06 AM »

Looking back on some classic snags memories.

Good times!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:27:33 AM »

Man, those lip injections are barely noticeable.

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:46:55 AM »

The face a lawyer that cares makes when the judgment amount for his client just isnâ€™t to his satisfaction.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:55:20 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 29, 2018, 10:46:55 AM

The face a lawyer that cares makes when the judgment amount for his client just isnâ€™t to his satisfaction.

What do you mean by "no assets" owned by EATADICK, LLC, your honor?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:58:29 AM »

Happy Birthday. Try not to poop yourself.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2018, 10:59:30 AM »

Happy Birthday, Old Fucker! Go to your spin class and give me 45 burpees after your protein shake!

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:13:04 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2018, 10:59:30 AM

Happy Birthday, Old Fucker! Go to your spin class and give me 45 burpees after your protein shake!

Bro you don't even burpee. What's the WotD at 58 bro? Come on bro, what is it bro?

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:20:00 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 29, 2018, 09:42:21 AM

Iâ€™m glad that 58 years and 9 months ago your dad smashed your mom's vagina! Happy one Sugar bear!

Happy Birthday!! Just glad there is someone here that is older than me

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:25:30 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 29, 2018, 11:13:04 AM

Bro you don't even burpee. What's the WotD at 58 bro? Come on bro, what is it bro?

This afternoon, I'm gonna' load up on C4 Pre-Workout Super Carb-Loading Mix 30 minutes before I start my WOD.

I'll get it started with 25 squat thrust hanging wall jumps. Then, immediately go to full burpee 50 yard tire flips. Next, I jump over to 10 weighted, reverse rope climbs. A quick set of 15 inverted wall push ups in pike position. I finish it off with 5 blindfolded medicine ball shuttle runs.

Bro, 3 rounds of those and my quads will be on fire. A fire that only a frosty cold protein shake can quench.

bgreene · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:32:45 AM »

Happy Birthday!! Hope your balls don't dry up and fall off

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:45:30 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on August 29, 2018, 11:32:45 AM

Happy Birthday!! Hope your balls don't dry up and fall off

Ha!!! Shows what you know.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:48:36 AM »

You can even tell by just looking at the thread title that sani put a lot of thought and consideration into saying something really special for snags Birthday.

It means a lot to sani. It really does.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2018, 11:52:18 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on August 29, 2018, 11:48:36 AM

You can even tell by just looking at the thread title that sani put a lot of thought and consideration into saying something really special for snags Birthday.

It means a lot to sani. It really does.

How many birthday threads has he made for you? Your jealousy is showing.

GH2001 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2018, 12:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 11:25:30 AM

This afternoon, I'm gonna' load up on C4 Pre-Workout Super Carb-Loading Mix 30 minutes before I start my WOD.

I'll get it started with 25 squat thrust hanging wall jumps. Then, immediately go to full burpee 50 yard tire flips. Next, I jump over to 10 weighted, reverse rope climbs. A quick set of 15 inverted wall push ups in pike position. I finish it off with 5 blindfolded medicine ball shuttle runs.

Bro, 3 rounds of those and my quads will be on fire. A fire that only a frosty cold protein shake can quench.

Just FYI - this isnâ€™t satire folks. Itâ€™s the email from his coach at the box.