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Richie Incoherent
« on: August 23, 2018, 03:36:49 PM »
Talk about someone that needs to be off the streets.  I don't know what the guy's history is before the NFL, but it definitely sounds like he took too many shots to the cookie.  I took my cursor and copy/pasta'd this piece from espmdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Former NFL offensive lineman Richie Incognito was arrested Monday in Scottsdale, Arizona, on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and making threats at a funeral home where his father's body was being held.
According to a police report released Tuesday, Incognito entered Messinger Pinnacle Peak Mortuary and began acting erratically around four employees. Police were called when Incognito made his hand into the shape of a gun and told one of the employees he had a "truck full of guns" in the parking lot.
Police later found two Glock pistols, a handgun silencer and three rifles in Incognito's vehicle. He told police he had necessary permits for the weapons. A spokesperson for Scottsdale police said Wednesday that Incognito's five guns were legally owned and he will receive them back at "the end of the court process."

According to police, Incognito "appeared to lack concentration and was unable to maintain a coherent thought. Rather, he appeared to ramble about numerous things that did not correlate."
Police also noted Incognito's "moods were erratic as he would be very respectful toward [the] officer at one point, and [then] immediately raise his voice and demand to be let out of the handcuffs the next."
Scottsdale police confirmed Incognito had posted $20,000 bond on Tuesday and had been released. An Aug. 27 pretrial conference in Scottsdale Municipal Court is scheduled.
Incognito announced Sunday on Twitter that his father had died Saturday.
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08/18/18 I regret to inform you that my father ARMY AIRBORNE RANGER RICHARD DOMINICK DEJASA HAS PASSED 😢 Keep "my family" in your prayers 😎✝️🇺🇸🦅
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) August 19, 2018
A funeral home employee told police that Incognito's family was not going to allow him to attend the funeral and that Incognito was not cooperating with his brother in signing paperwork to have their father's body cremated.
After entering the funeral home Monday, Incognito began "talking about a lot of random things that did not make sense," an employee told police. Incognito then "walked around the funeral home, punching caskets and throwing things." At one point, he told the employees he wanted them to cut his father's head off for research purposes.
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Incognito later entered the office of the funeral home and saw his father's funeral was scheduled for Friday.
According to the police report, he later signed the cremation paperwork but then told the employees he wanted to buy a casket and have his father buried. When the employees were showing Incognito the caskets, he took an urn from a shelf and slammed it onto the casket. He also punched a printer in the funeral home's office, an employee said.
Incognito later began talking to an employee about his guns while making the shape of a gun with his hand and pointing it at the employee. That employee then ran to a secured room downstairs. He later told police he thought Incognito was going to kill him.
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This is the second time Incognito has been in police custody since being released from the Buffalo Bills' retired list in May.
Two days after being released by the Bills, Incognito was taken into custody after a disturbance at a Boca Raton, Florida, gym, during which police believed Incognito to be in an "altered, paranoid state." An incident report obtained by ESPN said Incognito threw items at gym employees and patrons and "believed ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking and recording him."
Under Florida's Baker Act, Incognito was not arrested but was taken by Boca Raton police for an involuntary psychiatric commitment for people seen as a danger to themselves or others.

Incognito, 35, told The Associated Press in June that he was back home training in Arizona after spending three days in a mental hospital. He told TMZ Sports earlier this month that he had received calls from the Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks, but Vikings coach Mike Zimmer later called that "totally false."
After calling Zimmer a "liar" in a profanity-laced tweet, Incognito later tweeted an apology to Zimmer.
The controversial offensive lineman was at the center of an investigation into the bullying of former Miami Dolphins teammate Jonathan Martin in 2013, which led to a three-month suspension for Incognito. In July, Incognito was named the "first national ambassador" of Boo2Bullying, a nonprofit anti-bullying organization based in Los Angeles.
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2018, 04:13:59 PM »
^^would someone please give him a remedial internet class? Please, for the love of God.

This makes me miss Dallas.
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2018, 09:48:54 PM »
Maybe he should have blended in more. 
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2018, 10:11:22 PM »
Sounds like CTE he will be dead soon, after hurting himself or someone else. Sad really. 
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2018, 10:35:00 PM »
Sounds like CTE he will be dead soon, after hurting himself or someone else. Sad really.
Yep.  That's some out of body shit right there.  He's not functioning in the real world.
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2018, 08:23:28 AM »
Yep.  That's some out of body shit right there.  He's not functioning in the real world.
This statement applies to 90% of the x.
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2018, 02:36:22 PM »
This statement applies to 90% of the x.
Look church head, don’t put us all in the same basket with you!
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2018, 05:45:23 PM »
He has been like that for a while. Wasn't he the lineman that missed his NFL Championship Game because he got lost.
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2018, 07:08:43 PM »
Look church head, don’t put us all in the same basket with you!
I’m sure I would think that this is funny, if I got low IQ humor. But I don’t get low IQ humor.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2018, 07:11:53 PM »
He has been like that for a while. Wasn't he the lineman that missed his NFL Championship Game because he got lost.
Yes. They found him kneeling in a parking lot by the interstate after the game.
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2018, 12:23:27 AM »
Yes. They found him kneeling in a parking lot by the interstate after the game.
Was the anthem playing?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2018, 02:14:33 PM »
Was the anthem playing?
Would you please stop trying to tweak my high IQ humor? Please.

You cannot improve perfection. The anthem is implied. You should know these things.
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2018, 03:48:38 PM »
He has been like that for a while. Wasn't he the lineman that missed his NFL Championship Game because he got lost.
Different guy 
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Re: Richie Incoherent
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2018, 05:48:47 PM »
Too long, read enough to think this guy is on the ROIDS.
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