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Off Season Tidbits
« on: May 30, 2018, 02:55:53 PM »
Just saw on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. that Tre Mason is getting back into foosballz, joining Nick Marshall on the Saskatchewan Roughriders in the CFL.  Hope the guy has exorcised the snake demons from his cranium.  Sammie Coates gets a fresh start in Houston.  He never could break out with Pittsburgh.  Playing behind two stud WR's, he was also either injured or a victim of that great AU Wide Receiver training. #OhShitIDroppedAnotherOne

On another AU related subject, why the hell did you guys not say anything about this?  It happened 3 days ago.  Back up, preferred walk-on Long Snapper, Trey Neal transferred out to Memphis.  I hate to lose anyone from the depth chart at such a vital position.  But, when you roll 5 deep at that spot, you have to expect some attrition.  There are only so many snaps to go around.
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2018, 03:20:59 PM »
Stidham also named to rising NFL stars.  

I can't find that tweet.  I'll research later.  
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2018, 03:23:35 PM »
 ... victim of that great AU Wide Receiver training. #OhShitIDroppedAnotherOne

This. He looked great until you threw him the ball!
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2018, 03:36:12 PM »
Just saw on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. that Tre Mason is getting back into foosballz, joining Nick Marshall on the Saskatchewan Roughriders in the CFL.  Hope the guy has exorcised the snake demons from his cranium.  Sammie Coates gets a fresh start in Houston.  He never could break out with Pittsburgh.  Playing behind two stud WR's, he was also either injured or a victim of that great AU Wide Receiver training. #OhShitIDroppedAnotherOne

On another AU related subject, why the hell did you guys not say anything about this?  It happened 3 days ago.  Back up, preferred walk-on Long Snapper, Trey Neal transferred out to Memphis.  I hate to lose anyone from the depth chart at such a vital position.  But, when you roll 5 deep at that spot, you have to expect some attrition.  There are only so many snaps to go around.
89.77% of that article is all the bad things that have happened to or because of Tre.  
It also mentions in passing that Trent Richardson is making his great comeback with the same team in Canada, except he didn't make it up there.  Wonder if one of his hundred rental cars ran out of gas?
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2018, 04:05:44 PM »
89.77% of that article is all the bad things that have happened to or because of Tre.  
It also mentions in passing that Trent Richardson is making his great comeback with the same team in Canada, except he didn't make it up there.  Wonder if one of his hundred rental cars ran out of gas?
It truly is amazing what happens when you are tested for roids.
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2018, 06:02:01 PM »
It truly is amazing what happens when you are tested for roids.
Or out from under the protective underbelly of the REC.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2018, 09:55:18 PM »
This. He looked great until you threw him the ball!
Again, you cannot coach catching the ball.
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2018, 08:51:52 AM »
Stidham also named to rising NFL stars.  

I can't find that tweet.  I'll research later.  
I blame the Ambien
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2018, 10:21:44 AM »
I blame the Ambien
Michelle Obama called and told me to pfffftttt you.  
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2018, 12:44:48 PM »
Off season tidbit.  Reading on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. that UMass transfer and Offensive Tackle, Jack Driscoll, is up to 6'5" 300.  Stidham calls him a "Freak of an athlete".  However, there's always that concern of whether he's SEC material coming from a program like UMass.  Malzahn said they had plenty of good info on the guy since he lined up against SEC teams 5 times in his career.  Mississippi State (2), Tennessee, Florida & South Cackalacky.  Have no idea how this guy will do if he'll even crack the rotation.  But that's damn encouraging if only from a quality depth standpoint.
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2018, 01:09:48 PM »
Off season tidbit.  Reading on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. that UMass transfer and Offensive Tackle, Jack Driscoll, is up to 6'5" 300.  Stidham calls him a "Freak of an athlete".  However, there's always that concern of whether he's SEC material coming from a program like UMass.  Malzahn said they had plenty of good info on the guy since he lined up against SEC teams 5 times in his career.  Mississippi State (2), Tennessee, Florida & South Cackalacky.  Have no idea how this guy will do if he'll even crack the rotation.  But that's damn encouraging if only from a quality depth standpoint.
Really wish they had expounded on that "freak" description.  Any of it translate into high-quality OL play or is he just really limber and good at Twister?
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2018, 02:25:46 PM »
Really wish they had expounded on that "freak" description.  Any of it translate into high-quality OL play or is he just really limber and good at Twister?
I'm going with line play.  No way someone that big is doing right foot green and left hand yellow. Topple over like a bowling pin.
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2018, 02:58:06 PM »
Really wish they had expounded on that "freak" description.  Any of it translate into high-quality OL play or is he just really limber and good at Twister?
He could also want to become Jacklyn Driscoll, that would be freaky.
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Re: Off Season Tidbits
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2018, 03:10:35 PM »
He could also want to become Jacklyn Driscoll, that would be freaky.
Jack....Jack...Jack....rumor has it that you had some type of surgical procedure in the off-season.  Can you give us any details?


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