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Joke of the Day
« on: May 24, 2018, 08:57:47 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2018, 09:18:20 AM »
bahahahhahahhahahha



oh wait they are serious?  
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2018, 09:32:49 AM »
Got to be a deliberate attempt to rile up some fanbases and drive content and discussion in the summer doldrums.  Nobody can be that fucking stupid.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2018, 09:39:15 AM »
Got to be a deliberate attempt to rile up some fanbases and drive content and discussion in the summer doldrums.  Nobody can be that fucking stupid.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2018, 12:03:20 PM »
Jeremy Johnson for Heisman.
Snags with the "hold my beer" moment of the week.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2018, 07:21:13 PM »
1/2 of a game is all we need to see to know he’s the best in the conference.

After all, Saban saw something in him.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2018, 12:17:54 AM »
I'm still interested in hearing how Saban afforded the whole Tuga family to move to such a luxurious place like Alabaster from Hawaii.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2018, 09:10:23 AM »
I'm still interested in hearing how Saban afforded the whole Tuga family to move to such a luxurious place like Alabaster from Hawaii.
Poor folks had to start out in an apartment though, toiling with no AC for almost an hour.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2018, 10:56:58 AM »
I'm still interested in hearing how Saban afforded the whole Tuga family to move to such a luxurious place like Alabaster from Hawaii.
I am totally on your side for this and I get your point, however, I must point out...

This statement is hilarious.    I 'm pretty sure no one has ever uttered (typed) those words before.  A luxurious place like Alabaster....From HAWAII?  Yes who would want to live in dreary old Hawaii.  

I will also say that I guarantee you Alabaster or not their cost of living is a lot cheaper than it was in Hawaii.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2018, 02:28:53 AM »
I am totally on your side for this and I get your point, however, I must point out...

This statement is hilarious.    I 'm pretty sure no one has ever uttered (typed) those words before.  A luxurious place like Alabaster....From HAWAII?  Yes who would want to live in dreary old Hawaii.  

I will also say that I guarantee you Alabaster or not their cost of living is a lot cheaper than it was in Hawaii.
I agree $0 cost of living for the next 10 years or so (not sure when the cut off period is for the REC payments) is a lot cheaper.
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