Miss U.S. Okay...Like Aaaa...

[Snaggletiger]

Snagette has been a pageant nut for-evah.  She and her mom and a couple of her friends are always on the phone throughout the Miss. U.S.A....Miss Universe...Miss Bronze....Miss What-The-Fuck-Ever....critiquing their dresses, their walk, their answers, all of it.  I go to another room.  Tonight, the Miss U.S.A. is on she has it up loud.  I'm hearing a constant barrage of #MeToo...Black Lives Matter...Women...Trump bad...etc.

So they get to the 5 finalists and it's the Q&A session.  I actually got up and said "I have to see how political this gets."  The questions have been all about sexual assault...women's rights and then the Koo-Day Grah happens.  The question to one of them is "In the last Presidential election, 1/3 of the women in this country did not vote.  Why do you think that is?"

Answer:  I don't know why that was but I think that women should be allowed to vote.  Women are smart and they can express their views and I believe women should be allowed to get out and vote."

That was a quick paraphrase, but one thing is 100% truth.  She said twice that women should be allowed to vote.  I stood up, walked to the computer and typed the above.  This country is fooked...as if you didn't know that already.

[CCTAU]

The Constitution should be required reading!

[AUJarhead]

Was she hot?

[WiregrassTiger]

I’ll grab her by the pussy.

[Vladimir]

I’ll grab her by the pussy.

The contest girl or Snagette?

[WiregrassTiger]

The contest girl or Snagette?

I guess you’re trying to be funny but I’d never just obnoxiously grab miss America contestants by the pussy.

[Buzz Killington]

Snagette has been a pageant nut for-evah.  She and her mom and a couple of her friends are always on the phone throughout the Miss. U.S.A....Miss Universe...Miss Bronze....Miss What-The-fudge-Ever....critiquing their dresses, their walk, their answers, all of it.  I go to another room.  Tonight, the Miss U.S.A. is on she has it up loud.  I'm hearing a constant barrage of #MeToo...Black Lives Matter...Women...Trump bad...etc.

So they get to the 5 finalists and it's the Q&A session.  I actually got up and said "I have to see how political this gets."  The questions have been all about sexual assault...women's rights and then the Koo-Day Grah happens.  The question to one of them is "In the last Presidential election, 1/3 of the women in this country did not vote.  Why do you think that is?"

Answer:  I don't know why that was but I think that women should be allowed to vote.  Women are smart and they can express their views and I believe women should be allowed to get out and vote."

That was a quick paraphrase, but one thing is 100% truth.  She said twice that women should be allowed to vote.  I stood up, walked to the computer and typed the above.  This country is fooked...as if you didn't know that already.

You, sir, are a horrible misogynist, just like your President!  I would love to see women finally get the right to vote and I think it's high time for such a change in this country.

[wesfau2]

That's the answer that convinces you that the pageant scholars aren't going to pull this country into a new gilded age?

Sir, clearly you have forgotten the Einstein of pageant girls:

[Snaggletiger]

You, sir, are a horrible misogynist, just like your President!  I would love to see women finally get the right to vote and I think it's high time for such a change in this country.

I'll bet you'd be in favor of colored people coming to your front door or drinking out of the same water fountain, too.  Never happen.

[Snaggletiger]

That's the answer that convinces you that the pageant scholars aren't going to pull this country into a new gilded age?

Sir, clearly you have forgotten the Einstein of pageant girls:

Aaahh....the classics.  What's funny is we look at our youth today in so many instances and weep for the future.  Well, this was 11 years ago so welcome to the future. 
Here was another answer offering a sound solution to a growing problem.
Question 2, from Miss North Carolina: â€œSexual assault is an issue at universities across the United States. What do you believe can be done to better protect women on college campuses?”
Miss Florida, Genesis Davila: “I believe college campuses should have different groups and activities where women can self-defend themselves, and that would be opportunities for them to be able to make it better.”

[WiregrassTiger]

That's the answer that convinces you that the pageant scholars aren't going to pull this country into a new gilded age?

Sir, clearly you have forgotten the Einstein of pageant girls:

I differ with you on quite a few political opinions but I would have never guessed that you would not support the U.S. American’s education system working for the common good of South Africa and the Iraq. And such as.

[WiregrassTiger]

Aaahh....the classics.  What's funny is we look at our youth today in so many instances and weep for the future.  Well, this was 11 years ago so welcome to the future.
Here was another answer offering a sound solution to a growing problem.
Question 2, from Miss North Carolina: “Sexual assault is an issue at universities across the United States. What do you believe can be done to better protect women on college campuses?”
Miss Florida, Genesis Davila: “I believe college campuses should have different groups and activities where women can self-defend themselves, and that would be opportunities for them to be able to make it better.”

So, Miss Florida is black?

[GH2001]

That's the answer that convinces you that the pageant scholars aren't going to pull this country into a new gilded age?

Sir, clearly you have forgotten the Einstein of pageant girls:

I believe that US Americans and the education of and in such as Iraq and of the such as. 

[Godfather]

[CCTAU]

That's the answer that convinces you that the pageant scholars aren't going to pull this country into a new gilded age?

Sir, clearly you have forgotten the Einstein of pageant girls:

She grew up:

[The Prowler]

I believe that US Americans and the education of and in such as Iraq and of the such as.

She could be the next POTUS...she's already smarter than Trump.

[CCTAU]

She could be the next POTUS...she's already smarter than Trump.

Oooh. You burned us on that one Beavis!
Heh heh. Heh heh...

[The Prowler]

Oooh. You burned us on that one Beavis!
Heh heh. Heh heh...

The truth sometimes hurts. Sorry, not sorry.