One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer

Buzz Killington · « **on:** May 17, 2018, 03:11:28 PM »

Ask me anything.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:19:22 PM »

What's the best way to remove a skin tag?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:21:15 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 03:19:22 PM

What's the best way to remove a skin tag?

Blowtorch.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:35:23 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 03:21:15 PM

Blowtorch.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:39:22 PM »

How can I make more money?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:41:08 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 17, 2018, 03:39:22 PM

How can I make more money?

You thought you were going to trip me up with that one, didn't you? The answer is, you can't. You already have all the money that Presco doesn't.

Or, you could just print it on your HP Laser Jet.

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:44:40 PM »

How can your wife and I have better sex?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:47:50 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 17, 2018, 03:44:40 PM

How can your wife and I have better sex?

I'll answer that one.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2018, 03:54:03 PM »

Is it normal to have blue warts on the shaft of oneâ€™s dick?

CCTAU · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:00:40 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 17, 2018, 03:54:03 PM

Is it normal to have blue warts on the shaft of oneâ€™s dick?

Smurfette says YES!

GH2001 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:04:32 PM »

Will I ever attend the F&@kin Catalina Wine Mixer?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:17:34 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on May 17, 2018, 04:00:40 PM

Smurfette says YES!

Smurfette has a dick now?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:46:09 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 17, 2018, 03:44:40 PM

How can your wife and I have better sex?

Unfreeze her

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:46:38 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 17, 2018, 03:54:03 PM

Is it normal to have blue warts on the shaft of oneâ€™s richard?

Yes, when the head has a zipper.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:47:02 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 17, 2018, 04:04:32 PM

Will I ever attend the F&@kin Catalina Wine Mixer?

POW POW! It's uncertain

Vladimir · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:58:59 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 03:47:50 PM

I'll answer that one.

Just see this make butt sore.

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2018, 09:35:41 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 04:46:09 PM

Unfreeze her

Booooo.... the correct answer was... wait till she wakes up from the coma.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2018, 10:57:14 AM »

Are all of my friends dumbasses, or just one?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2018, 12:08:54 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 18, 2018, 10:57:14 AM

Are all of my friends dumbasses, or just one?

According to the thread title, it was free for one day only. Pretty sure this was a pretty costly question but thatâ€™s your business.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2018, 12:15:13 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 18, 2018, 12:08:54 PM

According to the thread title, it was free for one day only. Pretty sure this was a pretty costly question but thatâ€™s your business.

Well technically, he started the thread a little after 3:00 p.m. yesterday, so there's still a few hours of opportunity for bad advice.
So, I'm playing catcher tonight in the big game and my wife will have my nuttz with her in the stands, should I still wear a cup?