Well technically, he started the thread a little after 3:00 p.m. yesterday, so there's still a few hours of opportunity for bad advice.
So, I'm playing catcher tonight in the big game and my wife will have my nuttz with her in the stands, should I still wear a cup?
If that’s the case, then:
I’ve always heard that if you cut a hole in the butt crack of your pants that it will keep the gnats off of your face. And it will. But I’m wondering, is it ok to spread the gnat butter on crackers and eat after you’ve exposed it to the gnats?