Jesse Palmer

Hogwally · « **on:** September 30, 2008, 03:48:14 AM »

I am busy pretending that the last two weeks of Hog beatdowns has not really happened, so I've been trying to focus on other games. After watching the first few weeks, am I the only one who thinks Jesse Palmer sounds just like Pepper Brooks over on ESPN 8 - The Ocho? I keep waiting on him to break out a "He will not be able to see, Cotton." whenever someone really gets hammered.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2008, 07:05:45 AM »

Quote from: Hogwally on September 30, 2008, 03:48:14 AM

I am busy pretending that the last two weeks of Hog beatdowns has not really happened, so I've been trying to focus on other games. After watching the first few weeks, am I the only one who thinks Jesse Palmer sounds just like Pepper Brooks over on ESPN 8 - The Ocho? I keep waiting on him to break out a "He will not be able to see, Cotton." whenever someone really gets hammered.

I have never made that connection but I can envision him saying, "good toss by the submissive out there!"

Godfather · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2008, 12:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 07:05:45 AM

I have never made that connection but I can envision him saying, "good toss by the submissive out there!"

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2008, 12:37:18 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on September 30, 2008, 12:35:46 PM

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

"Pepper needs new shorts!"

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2008, 12:39:47 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 12:37:18 PM

"Pepper needs new shorts!"

They must masturbate a lot, Cotton

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2008, 01:29:19 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on September 30, 2008, 12:39:47 PM

They must masturbate a lot, Cotton

"Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:32:15 PM »

You two should get a room.

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2008, 02:32:15 PM

You two should get a room.

Why is your wife lookin for a double team?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:56:43 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on September 30, 2008, 02:35:53 PM

Why is your wife lookin for a double team?

Lord knows I ain't knockin' the bottom out of it. It's not just for lack of inches either. If ya'll can get her motor cranked up, have at it.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:01:44 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2008, 02:56:43 PM

Lord knows I ain't knockin' the bottom out of it. It's not just for lack of inches either. If ya'll can get her motor cranked up, have at it.

How could a babe that hot be as cold as you claim?

I think you are being coy.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:15:02 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on September 30, 2008, 03:01:44 PM

How could a babe that hot be as cold as you claim?

I think you are being coy.

Maybe Big Steve has got a little steve.....or maybe its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....either way could explain a lot.

Saniflush · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:22:57 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on September 30, 2008, 03:15:02 PM

Maybe Big Steve has got a little steve.....or maybe its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....either way could explain a lot.

Soooooooo Steve. Is there any tread left on the tires?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:31:20 PM »

How could a babe like that be so cold? Hmmm....let's see. 24 years of marriage to me will about do it. Actually, I'm being partly coy..whatever that means. "Female problems" have something to do with it lately. As a matter of fact, we'll be at Flowers Hospital tomorrow morning bright and early at 5:15 a.m. She's going under the knife while they scrape some of this, cut out some of that and maybe drain a little something over there. Long day for her.

How did we go from Jesse Palmer to my wife's ovaries? Only on the X.

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2008, 03:31:20 PM

How could a babe like that be so cold? Hmmm....let's see. 24 years of marriage to me will about do it. Actually, I'm being partly coy..whatever that means. "Female problems" have something to do with it lately. As a matter of fact, we'll be at Flowers Hospital tomorrow morning bright and early at 5:15 a.m. She's going under the knife while they scrape some of this, cut out some of that and maybe drain a little something over there. Long day for her.

How did we go from Jesse Palmer to my wife's ovaries? Only on the X.

Overies....damn. I thought maybe you were buying her some new boobies.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2008, 03:31:20 PM

How could a babe like that be so cold? Hmmm....let's see. 24 years of marriage to me will about do it. Actually, I'm being partly coy..whatever that means. "Female problems" have something to do with it lately. As a matter of fact, we'll be at Flowers Hospital tomorrow morning bright and early at 5:15 a.m. She's going under the knife while they scrape some of this, cut out some of that and maybe drain a little something over there. Long day for her.

How did we go from Jesse Palmer to my wife's ovaries? Only on the X.

I would imagine that 24 years of you would make any woman weary.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:20:33 PM »

Fuckin'-A Cotton.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:22:18 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on September 30, 2008, 03:32:52 PM

Overies....damn. I thought maybe you were buying her some new boobies.

Already bought and paid for, my friend.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2008, 06:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on September 30, 2008, 03:01:44 PM

How could a babe that hot be as cold as you claim?

I think you are being coy.

Hotness has nothing to do with it...

You should see my ex-wife...she was H O T and she was a ruthless, selfish and self absorbed bitc that if she didn't get her way...she made you fucking miserable...

You know what they say...

Hogwally · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2008, 04:54:03 PM »

In a perfect storm of TV programming, Dodgeball the Movie will be on FX tonight opposite Thursday night football. Switch back and forth and see if you can tell the difference.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2008, 01:21:20 AM »

FINALLY!!!!!!! I GET TO ACT LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!

"Who cares what Jesse Palmer says or how he says it...he's fucking HOT!! And if he has his face between my legs, he won't be talking..."

Jesse Palmer

Tiger Six

Tiger Six