2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale

[Thrilla]

How are you going to get them to me?  The game is tomorrow. 

Saturday AM delivery.  You're probably leaving earlier then they'll get there, however.

[Ogre]

Saturday AM delivery.  You're probably leaving earlier then they'll get there, however.

Actually, unless you can get them here by this afternoon, it will be too late.  We're heading down later today.

Don't you have a bastard child to tend to?  Oh wait, that's tomorrow.

[wesfau2]

I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.

I expect your pasty self to make an appearance at some point.  I will be gracing the campus with my presence for this football contest.

[Thrilla]

Actually, unless you can get them here by this afternoon, it will be too late.  We're heading down later today.

Don't you have a bastard child to tend to?  Oh wait, that's tomorrow.

Due date's today, brah.  But no action.  Doctor will induce labor next Thursday if no action occurs up until that point. 

I told Abbie that she better put a plug in that mofo for Saturday....I's gots some bourbon to drink and football to watch.

[Saniflush]

Make her drink a bottle of cod oil and fuck the shit out of her.  That will induce labor.


Who am I kidding?  i don't know if it will or not but you get laid.

[Thrilla]

fuck the shit out of her.  That will induce labor.

Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.

[chinook]

Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.

don't bruise the cranium.

[Tiger Six]

Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.

Where there's a will, there's a lay.

[Saniflush]

Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.

Must just be you.  I haven't had any problem.

[Thrilla]

Must just be you.  I haven't had any problem.

It doesn't count when you've been eye fucking her, Sani.  Hell, you'd have multiple VD's if that was the case.

[Saniflush]

It doesn't count when you've been eye fucking her, Sani.  Hell, you'd have multiple VD's if that was the case.

So you are saying your wife has VD.

Got it.

[Thrilla]

So you are saying your wife has VD.

Got it.

No no no...if you counted all the girls you've eye fucked as actual acts of sex, you would have contracted....

Fuck it.  Yes, we own stock in Valtrex.

[Saniflush]

No no no...if you counted all the girls you've eye fucked as actual acts of sex, you would have contracted....

Fuck it.  Yes, we own stock in Valtrex.

i thought it was Vagasil but whatever.