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Another lowest ratings ever performance
« on: March 05, 2018, 11:41:48 AM »
You guessed it.  Early reports this morning are showing a 16% decrease from last years oscars.  These people truly don't get it.  They are clueless because they keep pulling shitty ratings and yet they keep doing and saying the same shit.  It's unbelievable.  I have no idea who won shit because I didn't watch a second of it but I did read today that Kobe Bryant won an oscar for some shit which is hilarious to me.  The entire narrative this year in Hollywood has been sexual harassment victims and how it needs to stop, yet they give an oscar to a guy who was accused of rape?
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2018, 11:49:29 AM »
What did Harvey Winestain win?
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2018, 12:22:12 PM »
Thought this about your birthday.
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2018, 12:28:17 PM »
Saw one comment that said if schools had as many armed guards as these schmucks did at the Oscars, there would never be a shooting.  But they're going to lecture us gun control.
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2018, 12:31:26 PM »
Saw one comment that said if schools had as many armed guards as these schmucks did at the Oscars, there would never be a shooting.  But they're going to lecture us gun control.
I bet you know how to control a gun. Can make it go off?
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2018, 12:46:59 PM »
I logged in to post the same thing. These little get togethers are becoming a liberals only lovefest.

They are killing their own industry and are too stupid to see it. Oh well. most movies thee days are shitty anyhow!
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2018, 12:53:42 PM »
Oh well. most movies thee days are shitty anyhow!
Yeah, especially if you read Kaos' ongoing thread.
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2018, 01:18:57 PM »
H-I-larious how predictable all the awards show responses have become.  Frankly, I dunno why anyone but industry folk watch 'em.

It's a big circle jerk and who gives a rat's ass?  Doesn't matter whether you're watching the Oscars/Grammys/Tonys/CMAs/TeenChoice/AVN.

Scratch that last one.
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2018, 01:49:36 PM »
Apparently, the Best Picture winner this year is about a mute woman who falls in love and has loads of sex with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2018, 02:14:10 PM »
H-I-larious how predictable all the awards show responses have become.  Frankly, I dunno why anyone but industry folk watch 'em.

It's a big circle jerk and who gives a rat's ass?  Doesn't matter whether you're watching the Oscars/Grammys/Tonys/CMAs/TeenChoice/AVN.

Scratch that last one.
^^This.
Also, what is up with the Like calculator? If this is correct and you actually really do have more Likes than I do, then I guess this has a lot to say for the average intellect of the x.
Even if the majority of Likes are from Nook and Token, it's sad.
Then there's the occasional Like that you seem to get from Buzz. But I'm cool with that too.
Who in the hell wants to get Likes from Buzz? Not me.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2018, 02:31:20 PM »
Quite frankly even before all this shit with our country I never understood awards shows, the incessant need to slap one's self on the back for making a movie.  You get paid millions but still need the love me of an awards show? 

Gimme a break, I have no interest, in self-appreciating mother fuckers!  Present company excluded.
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2018, 02:33:47 PM »
 I have no interest, in self-appreciating mother fuckers!  Present company excluded.
Thanks for that last part.
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2018, 02:39:32 PM »
Quite frankly even before all this shit with our country I never understood awards shows, the incessant need to slap one's self on the back for making a movie.  You get paid millions but still need the love me of an awards show?

Gimme a break, I have no interest, in self-appreciating mother fuckers!  Present company excluded.
Well, truthfully, many of the movies from the early years that were winners, really were works of art.
Intelligent writing. Great acting. Just enjoyable.
Today? half the shit you see on the screen is not real anyway!
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2018, 02:45:08 PM »
Quite frankly even before all this shoot with our country I never understood awards shows, the incessant need to slap one's self on the back for making a movie.  You get paid millions but still need the love me of an awards show?

Gimme a break, I have no interest, in self-appreciating mother fudgeers!  Present company excluded.
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2018, 03:43:22 PM »
Apparently, the Best Picture winner this year is about a mute woman who falls in love and has loads of sex with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Have heard it called "Grinding Nemo."
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2018, 03:48:25 PM »
Apparently, the Best Picture winner this year is about a mute woman who falls in love and has loads of sex with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
And the love child was Leslie Jones?
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2018, 10:10:27 PM »
H-I-larious how predictable all the awards show responses have become.  Frankly, I dunno why anyone but industry folk watch 'em.

It's a big circle jerk and who gives a rat's ass?  Doesn't matter whether you're watching the Oscars/Grammys/Tonys/CMAs/TeenChoice/AVN.

Scratch that last one.

Yep. On all of it. Regardless of what shindig it is. 
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2018, 08:12:20 AM »
Apparently, the Best Picture winner this year is about a mute woman who falls in love and has loads of sex with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
So Beauty and the Beast + Splash + Horsefuckers.com  =  Oscar?
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Re: Another lowest ratings ever performance
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2018, 09:05:49 AM »
So Hollywood says...

http://www.vulture.com/2018/03/2018-oscars-lowest-academy-awards-tv-ratings-ever.html


Nothing to see here.  It's not what you think it is.  Move along.  

These numbers will no doubt prompt a slew of bad headlines, not to mention a parade of hot takes about what the ratings mean: Liberal Hollywood is out of touch with Real America! This is what happens when Wonder Woman doesn’t get nominated! The show is too long!The biggest factor in the Oscars rating free fall, however, has nothing to do with any of the aforementioned hot buttons. The Nielsen numbers for Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars broadcast will be way down because ratings for almost everything on TV are way down these days. Annual double-digit declines for all but a handful of shows are now the norm in TV, and events like the Olympics, the Super Bowl, and, yes, the Oscars aren’t immune. Although this year’s drop-off for the Academy Awards looks to be particularly steep, and probably a bit depressing to ABC execs (and the movie industry), it’s hardly apocalyptic.

I've seen at least six different Hollywood reports promoting this same theory.  It's not because people are tired of the political viewpoints of the out-of-touch Hollywood liberals, it's just that nobody watches TV any more.  

They are going to keep doing exactly what they have been doing because they believe their own stupid lies.  
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