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2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread

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AU opens the season Friday with a 3 game set against a team with huge dicks. 

First pitch is Friday at 1:00 vs. Longwood.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2018, 03:25:20 PM »
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2018, 05:17:07 PM »
I think the Friday game is at 5 snags.

But I plan on hitting one of them this weekend.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 05:24:42 PM »
I think the Friday game is at 5 snags.

But I plan on hitting one of them this weekend.

Reading a clock isn't his strong suit.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 05:27:30 PM »
http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/m-basebl/spec-rel/021218aae.html

I had no idea Glavine's kid was a freshman...

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For Glavine, the 1995 World Series MVP, Game Six of the Fall Classic, when he one-hit Cleveland for eight innings, was one of those "dynamite stuff" nights.

"I had a really good warmup that night," Glavine said. "It was one of those nights where, if I wanted to throw a ball [an inch] outside I did it. If I wanted to throw it that far inside, I did."

Glavine will be a familiar face at Plainsman Park this season. His son, Peyton, is a freshman pitcher. A left-hander, like his dad.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2018, 06:37:56 PM »
http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/m-basebl/spec-rel/021218aae.html

I had no idea Glavine's kid was a freshman...

He and Hudson were the guests at the preseason banquet/booster dinner this year. I wanted to go but had something else going on. Was about a week ago. But I'm sure glavine being there had a lot to do with that.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2018, 07:43:59 PM »
Holy cow, if this kid is anything like his dad......AU pitching will be badazz!



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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2018, 08:55:04 PM »
Reading a clock isn't his strong suit.

I was flustered by the thought of an entire baseball team with large cocks. 


What? 

Oh yeah, game time is 5:00 p.m.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2018, 07:39:10 AM »
Oh yeah, game time is 5:00 p.m.

What time is Tiger Walk?
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2018, 08:30:13 AM »
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2018, 09:43:44 PM »
AU opens the season with a 6-0 shutout of Longwood.  I have no idea about Longwood other than they're from Virginia.  That's it!  But in the day and age of aluminum bats, a shutout against anyone is impressive.  No stats or stories.  Just saw the final.  1-0 for the good guys.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2018, 10:51:47 PM »
AU opens the season with a 6-0 shutout of Longwood.  I have no idea about Longwood other than they're from Virginia.  That's it!  But in the day and age of aluminum bats, a shutout against anyone is impressive.  No stats or stories.  Just saw the final.  1-0 for the good guys.


I thought you liked longwood.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2018, 11:56:32 PM »

I thought you liked longwood.

A team with large cocks?  I got three words. Dee-Lish-Us. 

Yeah baby, yeah.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2018, 04:02:50 PM »
The Tiggers swept Longdick, getting 2 shutouts in the process.  3-0

They take on Georgia State today and Troy tomorrow.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2018, 03:33:43 PM »
AU now at 5-0 with a 3-2 win over Georgia State, followed by a 6-5 victory over Troy.

I know the competition hasn't exactly been stellar to this point, at least not household names in college baseball.  But through 5 games, this pitching staff is giving up an average of 1.6 runs per game.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2018, 03:36:22 PM »
Actually, Troy might be pretty stout.  They were 4-0 coming in and averaging over 10 runs a game. BTW, the Trojans have a 3 game set in the Hassee' with FSU this weekend.  Could be interesting.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2018, 09:26:58 AM »
Series sweep of Bryant (Who?) over the weekend to go to 8-0.  Still giving up less than 3 runs a game.  At South Alabama Tuesday.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2018, 10:22:13 AM »
Series sweep of Bryant (Who?) over the weekend to go to 8-0.  Still giving up less than 3 runs a game.  At South Alabama Tuesday.
You forgot to mention breaking in to the Top 25 at #25
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2018, 10:46:57 AM »
Series sweep of Bryant (Who?) over the weekend to go to 8-0.  Still giving up less than 3 runs a game.  At South Alabama Tuesday.
Barry could take him.
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Re: 2018 Installment Of The Auburn Baseball Bitchin' & Moanin' Thread
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2018, 01:05:33 PM »
You forgot to mention breaking in to the Top 25 at #25
Cool.  Did not see that.  Would love to see them get by South.  They usually don't fare too well over there.
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