2018 Lady Tigers Softball

That's just plain offensive. Cophers, pussies, twats, cooters, beavers, fish lips, tacos, camel toes, muffs, snatches, fuck holes, penis gloves, cock socks, cock pockets, JJ's, hoohahs, bajingos, cumdumpsters, sperm bottles, goop chutes, slits, trims, quims, love rugs or poontangs maybe. But mommy parts really crosses the line

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #66 on:** March 29, 2018, 04:53:29 PM »

The AU Trims start a series in Oxford tomorrow against the Ole Miss Quims. 16-12 overall and 2-7 in conference.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #67 on:** March 30, 2018, 09:31:59 PM »

Trims trim the Quims 3-1. Woot!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #68 on:** March 31, 2018, 11:10:15 PM »

AU Chicks roll again on the road. 5-1 over Ole Miss. 33-6 overall and now 7-4 in the SEC. After an 0-3 start in conference, the AU Babes have gone 7-1. Nice!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #69 on:** April 08, 2018, 12:32:20 AM »

Evened the series with 12th ranked Tennessee today. 2-0 win.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #70 on:** April 09, 2018, 12:33:14 PM »

Lady Tiggers take the series from the UT Vulvateers. Currently 36-8 overall and 9-6 in conference.

chinook · « **Reply #71 on:** April 09, 2018, 01:20:49 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 09, 2018, 12:33:14 PM

Lady Tiggers take the series from the UT Vulvateers. Currently 36-8 overall and 9-6 in conference.

I've been wrong about Martin so far...both pitchers have been outstanding. Run production is like a box of porn...you know your going to get wood and a hole is getting plugged but not sure you'll be getting the facial.
ok none of the made sense.
anyhoo...i'm content to taking weekend series. the ~~facials~~ runs can start in Regionals through the CWS. We have the pitching to get us that ring.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #72 on:** April 09, 2018, 02:21:51 PM »

Quote from: chinook on April 09, 2018, 01:20:49 PM

I've been wrong about Martin so far...both pitchers have been outstanding. Run production is like a box of porn...you know your going to get wood and a hole is getting plugged but not sure you'll be getting the facial.
ok none of the made sense.
anyhoo...i'm content to taking weekend series. the ~~facials~~ runs can start in Regionals through the CWS. We have the pitching to get us that ring.

I agree. Not sure which part of that, though. UT was #12 so a series win is always good against that level opponent. I saw one poll that has 12 SEC teams in the top 25. Dizzam.

chinook · « **Reply #73 on:** April 30, 2018, 10:56:54 AM »

swept by aTm.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #74 on:** May 09, 2018, 10:39:11 PM »

Tigers lose to the Cows (Sweet Haysus, have some damn pride. 5'4" 315 is not a good look) from Bama in the first round of the SEC tourney, 6-4. Had runners on second and third with no outs in the 7th and faded with a whimper.

chinook · « **Reply #75 on:** May 10, 2018, 12:53:36 PM »

Quote from: chinook on March 14, 2018, 04:50:37 PM

Makayla Martin...can't argue her ERA but she has 3 losses. She fell apart last season if I remember correctly. Our demise will be at the hand of her pitching. She does have some huge cans though.

i was wrong. both had great seasons. same number of losses. outside of a game at aTm and Mizzou the Tigers were within a score or 2 of winning. last night was rough especially after we went 2 -1 against Bama in the season series. the batting got worse as the season progressed especially from mid March on.
not liking our chances to advance far in the post season.

CCTAU · « **Reply #76 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:51:00 PM »

Maybe next season one of the coaches will sleep with a player and we can play for another championship!

Godfather · « **Reply #77 on:** May 10, 2018, 02:56:40 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2018, 10:39:11 PM

Tigers lose to the Cows (Sweet Haysus, have some damn pride. 5'4" 315 is not a good look)

Fat, ugly and a bammer is no way to go through life.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #78 on:** May 10, 2018, 03:05:15 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 10, 2018, 02:56:40 PM

Fat, ugly and a bammer is no way to go through life.

Put me in, Coach.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #79 on:** May 10, 2018, 10:56:53 PM »

If that thing were a bit balder, it would look like Whoooooooo-lio.