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2018 Lady Tigers Softball

Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2018, 01:04:33 PM »
Took the series from Bama.  
I'm glad it's safe again to provide updates.
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2018, 01:39:34 PM »
Troy is laid back. And it’s public school money!
I like neither but I'd take it over any part of the city of bammerham.  
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #62 on: March 25, 2018, 12:51:39 AM »
Took 12 innings to knock off the UK bourbons. 1-0 
Walkoff homer by some chick I never heard of. I’m gonna have to learn new names!
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2018, 09:05:51 PM »
The AU Vaginas sweep the 3 game series to go 31-6 and 5-4 in conference.  Vaginas! 
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2018, 12:03:59 PM »
The AU Vaginas sweep the 3 game series to go 31-6 and 5-4 in conference.  Vaginas!
Why don't we just call them mommy parts and get it over?  
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2018, 12:14:52 PM »
Why don't we just call them mommy parts and get it over?  
That's just plain offensive.  Cophers, pussies, twats, cooters, beavers, fish lips, tacos, camel toes, muffs, snatches, fuck holes, penis gloves, cock socks, cock pockets, JJ's, hoohahs, bajingos, cumdumpsters, sperm bottles, goop chutes, slits, trims, quims, love rugs or poontangs maybe.  But mommy parts really crosses the line
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2018, 04:53:29 PM »
The AU Trims start a series in Oxford tomorrow against the Ole Miss Quims. 16-12 overall and 2-7 in conference. 
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2018, 09:31:59 PM »
Trims trim the Quims 3-1.  Woot!!!
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2018, 11:10:15 PM »
AU Chicks roll again on the road.  5-1 over Ole Miss.  33-6 overall and now 7-4 in the SEC.  After an 0-3 start in conference, the AU Babes have gone 7-1. Nice! 
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2018, 12:32:20 AM »
Evened the series with 12th ranked Tennessee today.  2-0 win.


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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2018, 12:33:14 PM »
Lady Tiggers take the series from the UT Vulvateers.  Currently 36-8 overall and 9-6 in conference.
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2018, 01:20:49 PM »
Lady Tiggers take the series from the UT Vulvateers.  Currently 36-8 overall and 9-6 in conference.
I've been wrong about Martin so far...both pitchers have been outstanding.  Run production is like a box of porn...you know your going to get wood and a hole is getting plugged but not sure you'll be getting the facial.  
ok none of the made sense.
anyhoo...i'm content to taking weekend series.  the facials runs can start in Regionals through the CWS.   We have the pitching to get us that ring. 
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2018, 02:21:51 PM »
I've been wrong about Martin so far...both pitchers have been outstanding.  Run production is like a box of porn...you know your going to get wood and a hole is getting plugged but not sure you'll be getting the facial.  
ok none of the made sense.
anyhoo...i'm content to taking weekend series.  the facials runs can start in Regionals through the CWS.   We have the pitching to get us that ring.
I agree.  Not sure which part of that, though.  UT was #12 so a series win is always good against that level opponent.  I saw one poll that has 12 SEC teams in the top 25.  Dizzam. 
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2018, 10:56:54 AM »
swept by aTm.   
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2018, 10:39:11 PM »
Tigers lose to the Cows (Sweet Haysus, have some damn pride.  5'4" 315 is not a good look) from Bama in the first round of the SEC tourney, 6-4.  Had runners on second and third with no outs in the 7th and faded with a whimper.
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2018, 12:53:36 PM »
Makayla Martin...can't argue her ERA but she has 3 losses.  She fell apart last season if I remember correctly.  Our demise will be at the hand of her pitching. She does have some huge cans though.
 
i was wrong.  both had great seasons.   same number of losses.   outside of a game at aTm and Mizzou the Tigers were within a score or 2 of winning. last night was rough especially after we went 2 -1 against Bama in the season series.   the batting got worse as the season progressed especially from mid March on.
not liking our chances to advance far in the post season.  
   
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2018, 01:51:00 PM »
Maybe next season  one of the coaches will sleep with a player and we can play for another championship!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #77 on: May 10, 2018, 02:56:40 PM »
Tigers lose to the Cows (Sweet Haysus, have some damn pride.  5'4" 315 is not a good look) 
Fat, ugly and a bammer is no way to go through life.
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #78 on: May 10, 2018, 03:05:15 PM »
Fat, ugly and a bammer is no way to go through life.

Put me in, Coach.
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Re: 2018 Lady Tigers Softball
« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2018, 10:56:53 PM »
If that thing were a bit balder, it would look like Whoooooooo-lio.
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