Getting old

[WiregrassTiger]

A lot of these things are depressing. But it is still nice to have some perspective from a few who are much, much older.

[GH2001]

A lot of these things are depressing. But it is still nice to have some perspective from a few who are much, much older.

Code word for snags.

[chinook]

I agree Bog senility is a sign of getting old. 

[Snaggletiger]

Getting old?  Here I sit at 4:30 in the morning, having downed my second bottle of Super Prep Dook-A-Lot in the last 12 hours, cleansing my colon so in a few short hours, I can be ass end up at a local Surgi-Center with a garden hose snaking around my innards.

Colonoscopy tiiiimmme....again.

Nothing fun about not eating for a day and a half whilst shitting for 12 plus hours of those.  But it's absolutely necessary when you hit the big 5-0.  Oh excuse me...I'll be back in a bit. 

[Kaos]

Getting old?  Here I sit at 4:30 in the morning, having downed my second bottle of Super Prep Dook-A-Lot in the last 12 hours, cleansing my colon so in a few short hours, I can be ass end up at a local Surgi-Center with a garden hose snaking around my innards.

Colonoscopy tiiiimmme....again.

Nothing fun about not eating for a day and a half whilst shitting for 12 plus hours of those.  But it's absolutely necessary when you hit the big 5-0.  Oh excuse me...I'll be back in a bit.

Holy cow.  Those are the WORST.  
Last one I had I came to in the recovery area and started yelling at my roommate to stop farting.  I had no roommate.  

[Snaggletiger]

Holy cow.  Those are the WORST.  
Last one I had I came to in the recovery area and started yelling at my roommate to stop farting.  I had no roommate.  

Ha!  This is my 3rd one.  I can easily say this has been the worst prep I've ever done.  First two, I took whatever stuff the Rx'd and shit hard for about 4 hours, went to bed and got plenty of sleep.  New doc.  Different stuff they want you to start at 6:00 the night before and then hit it again at 4:00 a.m.  I can now pee out of my butt.  Just ready to head over there and get it done so I can get some sleep and eat a big, juicy steak later on. 

[Kaos]

Ha!  This is my 3rd one.  I can easily say this has been the worst prep I've ever done.  First two, I took whatever stuff the Rx'd and shit hard for about 4 hours, went to bed and got plenty of sleep.  New doc.  Different stuff they want you to start at 6:00 the night before and then hit it again at 4:00 a.m.  I can now pee out of my butt.  Just ready to head over there and get it done so I can get some sleep and eat a big, juicy steak later on.

Yep.  
First time I had to do that they gave me a gallon of this stuff and I had to drink it all.  I thought I was going to die.  Pain and explosive water-shit. That's been 20 years or more and even still today just thinking about drinking water makes me gag. 
The last time I had it done, it was just a couple of pills and a little bit of liquid stuff.  Nothing to it at all.  Completely painless and easy.  
If/when I have to have it done again if they try to get me to drink that gallon stuff I'll find a different doctor.  I'm not doing it.  

[Buzz Killington]

You people are old

[Snaggletiger]

I'm baaaack.  One small polyp they cut out.  Nothing significant.  So, I've had all my blood work, full physical and a camera run up my ass in the course of a month.  Cholesterol just a bit high along with the blood sugar.  Doc said adjust the diet a little and err'thang should be good.

One thing about today's festivities.  I love the Michael Jackson concoction they give you.  Stick it in that I.V. and the lights start dimming quickly.  However, I woke up during it for about 10 seconds.  Knew I had something up my ass but really didn't care.  Hey, this gay thing might not be so bad.

Wasn't happy afterward though when the nurse told me she was sorry about my nutts.  I told her they were safe in a purse out in the lobby.   

[WiregrassTiger]

I'm baaaack.  One small polyp they cut out.  Nothing significant.  So, I've had all my blood work, full physical and a camera run up my ass in the course of a month.  Cholesterol just a bit high along with the blood sugar.  Doc said adjust the diet a little and err'thang should be good.

One thing about today's festivities.  I love the Michael Jackson concoction they give you.  Stick it in that I.V. and the lights start dimming quickly.  However, I woke up during it for about 10 seconds.  Knew I had something up my ass but really didn't care.  Hey, this gay thing might not be so bad.

Wasn't happy afterward though when the nurse told me she was sorry about my nutts.  I told her they were safe in a purse out in the lobby.  

Any special precautions about getting banged this weekend?

[Godfather]

Any special precautions about getting banged this weekend?

I don't think you need to worry your dick is thinner than the scope the doc used.

[WiregrassTiger]

I don't think you need to worry your dick is thinner than the scope the doc used.

You don’t have to tell everyone.
Jerk.

[Godfather]

You don’t have to tell everyone.
Jerk.

I thought everyone was aware

[WiregrassTiger]

I thought everyone was aware

Just you and Snags. Maybe Wes , once.

[CCTAU]

I However, I woke up during it for about 10 seconds.  Knew I had something up my ass but really didn't care.  Hey, this gay thing might not be so bad.

Just like one of WT's roofies?

[The Six]

[WiregrassTiger]

Just like one of WT's roofies?

You still can’t prove anything.