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Lester the Child Molestor?

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Lester the Child Molestor?
« on: December 27, 2017, 03:25:15 PM »
Former AU Tailback Brad Lester arrested in Jawjaw on child porn charges....damn those sexy kids.
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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2017, 02:20:41 PM »
Former AU Tailback Brad Lester arrested in Jawjaw on child porn charges....damn those sexy kids.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2017, 02:45:50 PM »
"Jerry, you'll appreciate this...."

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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2017, 03:13:35 PM »
This is obviously hugely disappointing.

The article said he was "producing child pornography with intent to distribute". If true, fuck him to hell and back.

The only details I read in the release said it involved filming a kid pee with his cell phone in a restaurant. I'm not knee-jerk defending him, but the specifics on this are sparse enough at this point that I can't entirely rule out that there was some sort of innocent explanation. Maybe the kid was peeing with his pants around his ankles or something and he was filming it to text to one of his buddies as a joke making fun of the kid?

Maybe I just don't want to believe Brad Lester beats off to videos of kids peeing, but maybe he does.
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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2017, 03:19:00 PM »
This is obviously hugely disappointing.

The article said he was "producing child pornography with intent to distribute". If true, fuck him to hell and back.

The only details I read in the release said it involved filming a kid pee with his cell phone in a restaurant. I'm not knee-jerk defending him, but the specifics on this are sparse enough at this point that I can't entirely rule out that there was some sort of innocent explanation. Maybe the kid was peeing with his pants around his ankles or something and he was filming it to text to one of his buddies as a joke making fun of the kid?

Maybe I just don't want to believe Brad Lester beats off to videos of kids peeing, but maybe he does.
I didn’t read all of your post, as usual. But what is supposedly unusual about peeing with your pants around your ankles?
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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2017, 03:23:52 PM »
This is obviously hugely disappointing.

The article said he was "producing child pornography with intent to distribute". If true, fuck him to hell and back.

The only details I read in the release said it involved filming a kid pee with his cell phone in a restaurant. I'm not knee-jerk defending him, but the specifics on this are sparse enough at this point that I can't entirely rule out that there was some sort of innocent explanation. Maybe the kid was peeing with his pants around his ankles or something and he was filming it to text to one of his buddies as a joke making fun of the kid?

Maybe I just don't want to believe Brad Lester beats off to videos of kids peeing, but maybe he does.

He's no Roy Moore.
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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2017, 04:04:39 PM »
This is obviously hugely disappointing.

The article said he was "producing child pornography with intent to distribute". If true, fudge him to hell and back.

The only details I read in the release said it involved filming a kid pee with his cell phone in a restaurant. I'm not knee-jerk defending him, but the specifics on this are sparse enough at this point that I can't entirely rule out that there was some sort of innocent explanation. Maybe the kid was peeing with his pants around his ankles or something and he was filming it to text to one of his buddies as a joke making fun of the kid?

Maybe I just don't want to believe Brad Lester beats off to videos of kids peeing, but maybe he does.
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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2017, 04:07:20 PM »
This is obviously hugely disappointing.

The article said he was "producing child pornography with intent to distribute". If true, fuck him to hell and back.

The only details I read in the release said it involved filming a kid pee with his cell phone in a restaurant. I'm not knee-jerk defending him, but the specifics on this are sparse enough at this point that I can't entirely rule out that there was some sort of innocent explanation. Maybe the kid was peeing with his pants around his ankles or something and he was filming it to text to one of his buddies as a joke making fun of the kid?

Maybe I just don't want to believe Brad Lester beats off to videos of kids peeing, but maybe he does.


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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2017, 08:56:21 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2017, 12:35:27 AM »
Yeah. I don't care how funny it looks, if you see a kid taking a piss with his pants around his ankles, don't record it!
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Re: Lester the Child Molestor?
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2017, 05:12:21 AM »
Yeah. I don't care how funny it looks, if you see a kid taking a piss with his pants around his ankles, don't record it!
^^^This. Not funny at all. If you get off on this sort of thing you should just keep it to yourself like Wes.
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