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Is Anyone Working?
« on: September 19, 2008, 11:16:37 AM »
I always stay logged on during the day.  The glamorous life of an attorney normally means sitting in front of a computer screen and on the phone 80-90% of the day.  Who knew "Law & Order" was bullshit?  The X breaks up the monotony of work. I work on a file or two and check the board.  Work on a file or two, make some calls...check the board.

Right now, it's about 10:15.  So far, I've sent an e-mail to a secretary to do something on a file.  THAT'S IT!!  I can't concentrate.  I need to be on The Plains, gettin' my drink on and talking shit with you reprobates. 

I CANNOT WORK TODAY!!!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 11:20:21 AM »
I am having some of the same troubles as well.  I have been kept busy by some payroll problems that had to be dealt with but by and large I ain't gonna get shit done today.  BK and I got our drink on last night so the pump is primed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 11:22:37 AM »
How exactly did you "pump" BK?   :silence:

I'm chillin' at the casa today waiting on my girlie to get here from the Gump.  She has a job interview up here at 2pm in Homewood.  We're heading out early tomorrow morning to get there.   Looking forward to seeing you all, and meeting the few I haven't met yet.

War Damn Eagle Baby!!!

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 11:24:27 AM »
i agree.

it's 8:18 now.  i arrived at the office @ 6:30.  

i have been on the x and fantasy bb trying to work over ogre for the championship.

i submitted a purchase req.  picked my nose several times.  took a dump.  instructed a foreperson in broken spanish.  still trying to focus.  in fact i struggle to focus every day.  

taking a half day.  
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 11:30:48 AM »
How exactly did you "pump" BK?   :silence:

Once you get him in the sleeper hold it's no problem.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Snaggletiger

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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 11:32:41 AM »
Taking a half day?  Why didn't I think of that?  Actually, I own the business so I guess I could check out ealry.

Unfortunately, they keep scheduling new clients for this afternoon.  I'm gonna' be like, "So, you fractured your spleen in the wreck, huh? Wow! So, do you think Auburn can get this spread thing going, or what?"
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 11:33:00 AM »
I'm at the office.  I'll leave it at that.

War Damn Eagle!
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 11:35:44 AM »
Once you get him in the sleeper hold it's no problem.

HAHA!  :vn:
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 11:36:32 AM »
I'm on a conference call that should be wrapping up within the next 30 minutes or so.  After that, I'm out of here.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 11:51:43 AM »
sux, but I'm here. if I didn't own the business I would of called in, but if I make the bamma fans work I guess I should also. Thatnis If you call sitting in front of a computer designing t-shirt designs then I am working.(but i DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT)
Well it's time to go out into the shop and :s&m: the bammer fan employees
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 12:53:49 PM »
I drank last night at lovely Innisfree here in Birmingham until about 1:30 in celebration of this weekend.  Woke my stupid hungover ass up this morning, dragged in to work about 8.  Ever since 8, I have been checking my e-mail, sitting on tigersx, and playing flash games.  I am going to be the best attorney ever. 


I am not showing up to the tailgate tomorrow until there is a Yeti spotting.   :tits:
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