Dear Abigail van Buren (I would like to keep this on a formal level),
Has anyone ever written you about this co-worker type?
Overall good guy, but...
Stays late at work because he's too cheap to ge internet service at his house, but then acts like a whiny little bitch and brags about how late he stays everyday?
Tells the same jokes over and over, reads you jokes from the internet that you have either a) already heard, b) already gotten on the same email string or c) all of the above?
Points out how no one else is doing their job?
Complains about other people are goofing off (playing cards) during the last part of their lunch break and then starts surfing FOXnews.com?
Makes statements like "If you two don't have enough to do, I'll find something for you to do." Not subordinaes, mind you, peers.
Gets all huffy when people point out when he is wrong?
Ok, take that guy and multiply him by about 4 times (Iraq conversion factor) and you've got my homeboy over here.
Should I a) ignore his ignorant ass b) cap the motherscratcher c) run his ass into the dirt when I pace him on his last 6 miles of a marathon he's running in the morning or d) all of the above.
Signed,
PTSD Posterboy
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