The only place Gus is gone to is the fucking bank. Not his fault that the bullshit CFP motherfuckers effectively rendered our late-season renaissance utterly meaningless.
I can't make up my mind. I still feel like the only reason we shoved mountains of money at him is because:
a)the shitshow that's taking place in Tennessee tainted a bunch of possible candidates and made the market look like a bag of dirty dicks
b) the media-fueled rumor that Arkansas was going to offer him an assload of money too (not convinced of that AT ALL)
c) he has the best (or worst depending on your perspective) agent in the business and he played AU like a well-worn fiddle
In the last few games, Gus proved that he can, at times, do what few other coaches have been able to do. You can list on one hand the teams that mentally and physically dominated Alabama over the last decade. We did that just over a week ago.
Over the course of the season, however, he proved that he can fuck up like no other. Make all the excuses you want, but that team should have beaten both LSU and Clemson. We shouldn't be sucking on a fucking peach today.
He proved that he is still gallingly stubborn in terms of personnel. In 2013 he rode Tre Mason into complete mush. This year he put so much on kerryon's shoulder that he was half a man on Saturday. He should not have been in the fucking game and Gus should have had an alternate plan when it became obvious to even the blind squirrel crawling out of the rubble of the detonated Georgia Dome that KJ couldn't carry the load. But he never, ever, ever, ever, ever fucking has an alternate plan.
Georgia did. They punished KJ with cheap shots after almost every carry. And he still left him in the game. There's no excuse for that. Frankly, it's not fair to Kerryon.
On the other hand, we're playing in a Big Six bowl for the second straight season. In the short history of the Big Six only Alabama and (seriously?) Ole Miss can say that.
So I'm ambivalent. I'm sorry I was so negative toward him after the LSU game. Now I'm sorry I got caught up in (as someone said) him just doing what he was fucking hired to fucking do.
Would I rather be a UT fan trying to find some hope in fat Fred Thompson blubbering with his fat blue lips about how they gonna get back on track now, cuz coaches will talk to him, he's so impawtant? Would I rather be an A&M fan pretending that Jimbo 'never won shit without a crab thief' Fisher is the second coming? Would I rather be an Ole Miss fan, with Big Bubba Biscuit Belly? Or an MSU Fan with a cross between Gomer Pyle and fat Vincent D'Onofrio standing at my podium? Or an Arkansas fan oinking along like my third-rate program is an attractive destination for any coach? Or an LSU fan backing yawyawfuhbalyaw?
No. But not many of them would want to be us either.
Had a member of my sorta extended family text me yesterday afternoon. Not gloating, because he's one of the few who don't. The text read: "I feel bad for you today. Really. It's gotta suck and I can't imagine how I'd feel in the same boat. Maybe we can win it all for you."
Fuck. It does suck.