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The Gus Bubble
« on: October 30, 2017, 11:33:44 PM »
When debating the pros and cons of the Malzahn regime, the one thing I don't see stressed nearly enough is the complete void of outside experience that exists across the entire offensive coaching staff.  It's the reason they stand around with their fingers up their asses not knowing what to do when things go awry.  The entire staff simply does not have enough of a varied background to have any fresh ideas or any base of knowledge in past similar situations. 

I've made my point about Gus having zero personal mentors and having never worked outside his own narrow base.  That's a poisonous situation in and of itself.  He has never had to thrive outside his own bubble.

But what about the rest of the staff? 

Kevin Steele has been around. He's got a decent amount of experience and has seen other programs and coaches from the inside.  So has Greg Brown. 

Rodney Garner has been at Auburn under Dye and Bowden, Tennessee for a year under Fulmer and a bunch of years at Georgia under Donnan and Richt.  Experience yes, but not really a vast amount. 

With Steele, Brown, Garner in the mix that allows room for Travis Williams to grow into his role.  Travis can rap.  But his entire coaching resume is a year in high school and a year at Northern Iowa. 

You can't argue that the defense is SEC quality with those four handing that side of the ball.  They've been in the game long enough and been around enough successful coaches to know how to make things work. 

Now the offense...

Chip Lindsey hasn't really been around the block.  In and out at Southern Miss under Fedora, a year at Arizona State and a long-ago stint under Larry Blakeney at Troy.   He's at Auburn because of his prior relationship with Gus.  He's not a Top 10 coordinator in the SEC. 

Kodi Burns.  I like him as a person, but......Green as hell. Worked at Samford. Was at AZ State with Lindsey for a year.  Gus' pet.  He's not a SEC-level coach. 

Herb Hand.  Pfffttt.  Co-offensive coordinator with Gus at Tulsa.  The only place he coached offensive line before Auburn was Vandy for three years and then a year or so at Penn State.  He was a tight ends coach at WVU.  he might be okay, but he's not upper shelf.

Tim Horton.  Arkansas and Auburn.  The fuck.

Larry Porter.  He's been around some, but I've never heard of him. 

It just looks to me like Malzahn's offensive staff is made up of his buddies and pets and really doesn't have the gravitas an SEC staff should have.  So when he's bumbling and fumbling around, there's nobody to tell him "Hey, when I was working for Tom Osborne at Nebraska, we tried....."   All he has are people who kiss his ass.



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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2017, 12:17:23 AM »
Our D staff is one of the best in the country.  T-Will is becoming a LB coach that will move up the ranks fairly quickly.  As you said though, having Steele, Rodney and Brown around is helping him tremendously.

On O Porter has a he'll of a resume, but is out of place.  TE and H backs?  Really?  Like we even utilize them anymore. Horton is a pretty good coach in my opinion and is supposedly well respected in coaching circles.  The rest I am meh on. 
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2017, 08:42:04 AM »
A little Gus-X will take care of those Gus bubbles
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2017, 08:46:01 AM »
A little Gus-X will take care of those Gus bubbles
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2017, 01:16:51 PM »
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2017, 02:26:57 PM »
Lovely. Now we will continue to ride KJ till he breaks again!

Over under on that? I say 25 carries in the first half against TAMU will probably do it. We'll still win because Sumlin is as much a fucktard as Gus - maybe more so.

Oh, we'll make KJ's ass limp out there against Georgia and his career will end there. We'll lose by 20 to them. Boatrace ULM. Alabama will 49-0 our asses right out of Jordan Hare.

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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2017, 02:30:41 PM »
Over under on that? I say 25 carries in the first half against TAMU will probably do it. We'll still win because Sumlin is as much a fucktard as Gus - maybe more so.

Oh, we'll make KJ's ass limp out there against Georgia and his career will end there. We'll lose by 20 to them. Boatrace ULM. Alabama will 49-0 our asses right out of Jordan Hare.

/The end
Dude, this is the best D I’ve seen in Auburn in like forever. Ain’t nobody 49-0ing us. /thread
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2017, 02:32:11 PM »
Dude, this is the best D I’ve seen in Auburn in like forever. Ain’t nobody 49-0ing us. /thread

Dude - this defense has been had by lesser teams already this season. And when they get no support from the offense, won't be much they will or will care to do about it. Seen this movie. So have you. Don't be a dumbass.

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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2017, 02:33:39 PM »
It's Miller time Saturday.  We'll probably throw in a swing pass to Barrett.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2017, 02:42:27 PM »
Dude - this defense has been had by lesser teams already this season. And when they get no support from the offense, won't be much they will or will care to do about it. Seen this movie. So have you. Don't be a dumbass.
Don’t you be calling me no dumbass. Me?

Of all people. Why I oughta...
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2017, 02:46:07 PM »
This is a very Tuberville-esque defense. Our overall stats are something I'd take every single year and take my chances.  Through 8 games:

15.6 points per game allowed.

302 total yards per game

124 rushing (5 TD's)

!78 passing (7 TD's)

Some of those numbers are a little skewed with Ole Miss playing catch up all day and Shea Patterson flinging the ball all over the field 51 times.  OM had 429 total yards.  346 of those passing.   
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2017, 02:46:57 PM »
Someone is being an butthole.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2017, 02:52:12 PM »
Someone is being an butthole.

That's one word for our Head Coach...
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2017, 03:16:05 PM »
This is a very Tuberville-esque defense. Our overall stats are something I'd take every single year and take my chances.  Through 8 games:

15.6 points per game allowed.

302 total yards per game

124 rushing (5 TD's)

!78 passing (7 TD's)

Some of those numbers are a little skewed with Ole Miss playing catch up all day and Shea Patterson flinging the ball all over the field 51 times.  OM had 429 total yards.  346 of those passing.

And there was quite a bit of 2nd and 3rd string guys getting some reps.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2017, 03:16:58 PM »
This is a very Tuberville-esque defense. Our overall stats are something I'd take every single year and take my chances.  Through 8 games:

15.6 points per game allowed.

302 total yards per game

124 rushing (5 TD's)

!78 passing (7 TD's)

Some of those numbers are a little skewed with Ole Miss playing catch up all day and Shea Patterson flinging the ball all over the field 51 times.  OM had 429 total yards.  346 of those passing.
I had no idea about the numbers but those look pretty good.

Eye test? We have a few that will knock a snot bubble in you. That’s my gauge.

Not going to say they are Dye era tenacious but they are more athletic overall, I believe. And the D line? Lights out.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2017, 03:33:11 PM »
I had no idea about the numbers but those look pretty good.

Eye test? We have a few that will knock a snot bubble in you. That’s my gauge.

Not going to say they are Dye era tenacious but they are more athletic overall, I believe. And the D line? Lights out.

This is a thread about the Gus Bubble.  Don't try to turn this into your own snot bubble thread.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2017, 03:42:41 PM »
This is a thread about the Gus Bubble.  Don't try to turn this into your own snot bubble thread.
If you’ve been on the receiving end of a snot bubble hit, you know what I’m talking about.

There aren’t many on here tough enough to endure. But WT has blown a few snot bubbles.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2017, 03:44:42 PM »
If you’ve been on the receiving end of a snot bubble hit, you know what I’m talking about.

There aren’t many on here tough enough to endure. But WT has blown a few snot bubbles.

I knew you liked to receive.
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Re: The Gus Bubble
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2017, 03:48:51 PM »
I knew you liked to receive.
You aren’t exactly a Tight End, yourself.
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