Sexual assault

[Kaos]

The definition of "sexual assault" has reached asinine proportions.

For Heather Lind to claim former president Bush "sexually assaulted" her from his wheelchair at the age of 89 is completely ridiculous. 

Here is a photo of the actual assault as it was occurring. 



As the father of as many as four girls, I don't want my kids to have to deal with sexual abuse from bosses, teachers or anyone else. I don't want men in positions of power to demand favors in order to gain promotions or keep their jobs -- and I don't want them to be penalized because other are willing to do so when they won't. 

But if an 89-year old former president who is in a wheelchair puts his arm around one of my kids and his embrace by the nature of her standing while he has to sit only reaches her lower waist and he taps her on the butt?  I'd be pissed if she started bawling about sexual assault. 

Stupid shit like this just trivializes the real incidents that occur.  I'm disgusted that she would come out with these claims.

[WiregrassTiger]

I was not going to mention it but that time we posed for a pic, I felt you playing feelsy with my buttocks.

I didn’t say anything because, honestly, it felt nice.

[dallaswareagle]

The definition of "sexual assault" has reached asinine proportions.

For Heather Lind to claim former president Bush "sexually assaulted" her from his wheelchair at the age of 89 is completely ridiculous. 

Here is a photo of the actual assault as it was occurring. 



As the father of as many as four girls, I don't want my kids to have to deal with sexual abuse from bosses, teachers or anyone else. I don't want men in positions of power to demand favors in order to gain promotions or keep their jobs -- and I don't want them to be penalized because other are willing to do so when they won't. 

But if an 89-year old former president who is in a wheelchair puts his arm around one of my kids and his embrace by the nature of her standing while he has to sit only reaches her lower waist and he taps her on the butt?  I'd be pissed if she started bawling about sexual assault. 

Stupid shit like this just trivializes the real incidents that occur.  I'm disgusted that she would come out with these claims.

Looks like he is reaching straight back and tickling that guys nuts.

[Snaggletiger]

I was not going to mention it but that time we posed for a pic, I felt you playing feelsy with my buttocks.

I didn’t say anything because, honestly, it felt nice.

That wasn't him.

[CCTAU]

This is awesome. It shows just how ignorant the left is.

I also laugh because the Bush family has taken side with the establishment. Let them fight for a while.

[AUTailgatingRules]

This is awesome. It shows just how ignorant the left is.

I also laugh because the Bush family has taken side with the establishment. Let them fight for a while.

The only joy I take in this is that the Bush's are getting a taste of what they righteously doled out to the Donald

[Buzz Killington]

But Harvey Weinstein is just misunderstood.

[Snaggletiger]

But Harvey Weinstein is just misunderstood.

I hear he an Bill Cosby are collaborating on a book about....too soon?

[Kaos]

I'm getting tired of all these superficial allegations of "abuse."   

[GH2001]

I'm getting tired of all these superficial allegations of "abuse."

Not sure but I think Gf molested me once at a game.

[Buzz Killington]

Not sure but I think Gf molested me once at a game.

Get in line

[AUJarhead]

Get in line

Stop dressing like a slut.

[Snaggletiger]

Stop dressing like a slut.

He was begging for it.

[GH2001]

Get in line

Now, did you molest that midget or did she molest you? I can't remember.

[dallaswareagle]

Now, did you molest that midget or did she molest you? I can't remember.

That's a Hollywood look of molest if I have ever seen one.

[WiregrassTiger]

That's a Hollywood look of molest if I have ever seen one.

Chester alert in the background.

[GH2001]

That's a Hollywood look of molest if I have ever seen one.

Notice her mouth already isn't far from buzz. It just got worse after that.

Who's the loser on the flip phone? He's the worse

[dallaswareagle]

Notice her mouth already isn't far from buzz. It just got worse after that.

Who's the loser on the flip phone? He's the worse

You can't be old school with new school stuff.

EDIT:  lower phone technology, lower phone bill. Able to attend games.  

[Kaos]

Ok. Back to the reality of this shit for just a minute. 

If you ask somebody out and they say no, have you assaulted them?  What if you ask twice? 

If you feel a little connection and hug somebody you're not already intimate with, have you assaulted them?

If you are attracted to somebody and feel like it possibly might be mutual and you ask if they'd like to fuck, have you assaulted them?

If you're in mixed company and tell an off color joke, have you assaulted somebody? 

If the Hooter's waitress walks by, does a little touchy-flirty as they do and you put your arm around them -- perhaps brushing against that ass -- have you assaulted her?

If a woman -- say Olivia Munn -- appears nude in your movies, strips in magazines, and uses her sexuality to advance her career and you are attracted to her and make a move on her .... have you assaulted her?

If you just smack the dough pole over photos/videos of her and then get a boingo when you happen to meet her in real life, have you assaulted her? 

I'm having trouble defining just what "sexual assault" actually is.  Based on some of the ridiculous charges I've seen leveled lately I'm honestly pretty sure I assaulted numerous people. 

It's been going this way for a while.  Long time ago there was this girl where I worked who was taking two week's vacation to get a boob job.  She talked about it every day.  Went to lunch with me and several other guys/girls and talked non-stop about the boob job.  She did a little fake pole dance thing on my doorframe the day she left for vacation talking about how good they were going to look when she got it done.  One of the guys who hung out with us and who had been subjected to the daily diatribes about the upcoming boobs saw her in the hall the day she came back to work.  "Wow, they did a great job..." was all he said.  In passing. She filed a harassment complaint and cited 'hostile work environment..' 

I'm not excusing anybody, but this flood of accusations is ridiculous.  "Adam Sandler touched my knee one time..." 

Damn.  I've done way worse than that to people I don't know.

[GH2001]

Ok. Back to the reality of this shit for just a minute. 

If you ask somebody out and they say no, have you assaulted them?  What if you ask twice? 

If you feel a little connection and hug somebody you're not already intimate with, have you assaulted them?

If you are attracted to somebody and feel like it possibly might be mutual and you ask if they'd like to fuck, have you assaulted them?

If you're in mixed company and tell an off color joke, have you assaulted somebody? 

If the Hooter's waitress walks by, does a little touchy-flirty as they do and you put your arm around them -- perhaps brushing against that ass -- have you assaulted her?

If a woman -- say Olivia Munn -- appears nude in your movies, strips in magazines, and uses her sexuality to advance her career and you are attracted to her and make a move on her .... have you assaulted her?

If you just smack the dough pole over photos/videos of her and then get a boingo when you happen to meet her in real life, have you assaulted her? 

I'm having trouble defining just what "sexual assault" actually is.  Based on some of the ridiculous charges I've seen leveled lately I'm honestly pretty sure I assaulted numerous people. 

It's been going this way for a while.  Long time ago there was this girl where I worked who was taking two week's vacation to get a boob job.  She talked about it every day.  Went to lunch with me and several other guys/girls and talked non-stop about the boob job.  She did a little fake pole dance thing on my doorframe the day she left for vacation talking about how good they were going to look when she got it done.  One of the guys who hung out with us and who had been subjected to the daily diatribes about the upcoming boobs saw her in the hall the day she came back to work.  "Wow, they did a great job..." was all he said.  In passing. She filed a harassment complaint and cited 'hostile work environment..' 

I'm not excusing anybody, but this flood of accusations is ridiculous.  "Adam Sandler touched my knee one time..." 

Damn.  I've done way worse than that to people I don't know.

Depends.

Are these real instances?

Because if they are.....

I'm gonna need more juicy details.