Gus will not allow you back on the bus.
Oh, I don't want back on the bus. I'm off it.
These are the things I was wrong about today:
a) I thought Vandy would give those cheating fucks a game.
b) I thought Oklahoma State would cut TCU
c) I thought LSU was better than they are. They could improve, but that's a very average football team right now
d) I thought Georgia was soft and MSU would give them a fight
e) I thought South Carolina had gotten better
f) I thought Kentucky would beat Florida and it made me sick to watch that butter-toothed shark humper win tonight
g) I didn't expect us to run up 50 something points tonight, but Missouri is bad, bad, bad.
h) I didn't realize how bad Tennessee is. I know they had a hard time getting motivated for the worst team in D1, but still... damn.
I don't understand this game. I'm so sick of Alabama it really drains a lot of the fun out of the entire thing. I wish some alien ship would show up and vaporize their stadium and erase any memory of their existence from our collective memories.