I keep telling myself it could be worse. We could have Stumblin' Sumlin or the Reverend Hugh or Charlie Strong or that moron Butch Jones or Fatass Bileman.
But then I don't know.
Even with those clowns, I never saw the level of sheer futility I continually see with our (allegedly) talented roster. I wrote this somewhere, but something in Gus broke when the snap was fumbled against Texas A&M in 2014. Our offense has, with the exception of a short burst last year, declined to monkey fucking a football level. Whatever happened on that play, Gus has never recovered.
It infuriates me to waste a fantastic defensive performance with that rancid shit I saw on the field tonight.
I really like Daniel Carson and his whole family -- except for his asshole grandfather. But I don't ever want to see a fucking field goal again. Ever. Fuck a fucking field fucking goal.
I'm tired of watching limp-dick clusterfuck quarterbacks. Every game I watched today featured a quarterback on both teams that was far superior to Stidham. I saw a skinny ass freshman for LSU come out and make decisive throws. That's on Gus and his staff. Under Bowden, under Tuberville, under Dye.. we've never had quarterback play as hesitant and unprepared as we've seen from Jeremy Johnson, Kodi Burns, Turtle Moseley, Kahlilia Frazier, etc. etc. etc. It's awful.
How many fucking eggs do we have to watch a Gus offense lay before we figure out that he's a fucking hen?
Could we end up in the Tennessee black hole and suck for decades if we make a change? I guess so. But I know what we've got now. Can't abide it any longer.
I'd love for him to be successful. I kept hoping he would. He's just not going to be. He's going to talk the same shit, trot out the same fucked up offenses, keep trying to figure out if he should be a CEO or a hands-on coach, and stumble fuck around to four or five losses a year. We're going to fall behind Alabama, LSU, Georgia as we slide to becoming Mississippi State.
You don't hire a guy to run Microsoft because he wrote a couple of good programs and then was in charge of Benny's Computer Shack for a year. If you do, you're not Microsoft.