Pre-Dick-Shuns Week B

[Snaggletiger]

Georgia @ Notre Dame

Not a Golden Homo's fan.  Never have been and never will be....after Saturday.  I despise everything about the Georgia program and their pathetic excuse for a fan base.  I hope Irma takes a weird turn never seen before, picks up even more strength and doesn't stop until Athens is buried under a 3 mile high pile of rubble.  Eason is our indefinitely, which might be a good thing for the hairy bitches.  I don't know anything about ND.  This pre-dick-shun is on wishful thinking only.

Luck O' the Irish: 33

Ball Lickers:  20


Oklahoma @ tOSU

I have about as much love for tOSU as I do Notre Dame.  Pretty much same thing goes for OU and Faker Mayfield.  I have to admit that Mayfield convinced me he can be a pretty damn good QB in the Sugar Bowl, or at least somebody we can't tackle.  But I have to believe the Fuckeyes have too many athletes and playing at home, they'll have a distinct advantage.

Burrbinz Boys:  27

Lincoln's Losers: 21


Auburn @ Clemson

Very simply put, if we straighten out the pass blocking dealio, this one could be a classic.  I know Deshaun be gone, but they didn't win the MNC with one guy. Clemson has built a talented bunch and this may be the best D-Line we face all year.  I think we put it together and pull this one out late.

Good Guys:  28

Auburn With A Lake:  27   


Who ya' gotz?

[AUJarhead]

I like the Tigers in the Auburn/Clemson game.

[djsimp]

Undefeated!

[Snaggletiger]

I like the Tigers in the Auburn/Clemson game.

Could you expound on that?

[The Six]

Saban's Mini-Me - 24
Video towers of death - 13
- Dawgs have better defense


Urban's New Heart Problems - 34
Southwestern Ass Vapors - 27
- Even without the downfield threat, the OSU has playmakers and the defense is stout. Chokelahoma can kick rocks.

Dabo's Crack Tigers - 20
Gus's Bullshit - 16
- I'm open to Malz winning be back but I won't believe anything is different until I see it.

[Snaggletiger]

Saban's Mini-Me - 24
Video towers of death - 13
- Dawgs have better defense


Urban's New Heart Problems - 34
Southwestern Ass Vapors - 27
- Even without the downfield threat, the OSU has playmakers and the defense is stout. Chokelahoma can kick rocks.

Dabo's Crack Tigers - 20
Gus's Bullshit - 16
- I'm open to Malz winning be back but I won't believe anything is different until I see it.

I really believe this is the week we see if Gus kept his word and is letting Lindsey run his offense or he can't stay the hell out of it.  I said in the other thread that I normally don't believe in teams sandbagging in order to not show future opponents what they have.  But this past Saturday was indeed "sandbagging".  They basically ran one running play between the tackles the entire night.  They only tried to stretch the field once and if you recall, Lindsey is huge on throwing to his backs.  We saw none of that.  And while Hastings caught a few balls Saturday, they have made it a point to constantly feed him all through the Spring, through practices and the scrimmage a few weeks ago. 

If Gus has his hands on the offense, we get run out of the stadium.  If it's Lindsey's show and we run what they've been running since he got here, this is going to be a wild one.

[GH2001]

I really believe this is the week we see if Gus kept his word and is letting Lindsey run his offense or he can't stay the hell out of it.  I said in the other thread that I normally don't believe in teams sandbagging in order to not show future opponents what they have.  But this past Saturday was indeed "sandbagging".  They basically ran one running play between the tackles the entire night.  They only tried to stretch the field once and if you recall, Lindsey is huge on throwing to his backs.  We saw none of that.  And while Hastings caught a few balls Saturday, they have made it a point to constantly feed him all through the Spring, through practices and the scrimmage a few weeks ago. 

If Gus has his hands on the offense, we get run out of the stadium.  If it's Lindsey's show and we run what they've been running since he got here, this is going to be a wild one.

Kept his word? What is this leave it to beaver? No one keeps their word anymore.

I guess we can spit shake on it next and hang out in the tree house.

[AUJarhead]

Could you expound on that?

The ones that have orange as one of their two colors.

[Buzz Killington]

Could you expound on that?

I agree

[Snaggletiger]

The ones that have orange as one of their two colors.

I was pretty sure that's what you meant, but I didn't want to guess.

[CCTAU]

Kept his word? What is this leave it to beaver? No one keeps their word anymore.

I guess we can spit shake on it next and hang out in the tree house.

Was it a true blood oath like this:

[The Six]

Kept his word? What is this leave it to beaver? No one keeps their word anymore.

I guess we can spit shake on it next and hang out in the tree house.

Not about that for me. I think this job is too much for him and he's flailing at it while becoming more and more insulated. In his corner is a staff recruiting good talent which is enough to make a bowl game as long as they don't completely turn into full retards out there. Against him is inability to beat LSU, Georgia, and Texas A&M consistently. Beating Alabama right now can't be the measuring stick so I'm not holding that up to him. I'm just tired of being told it was a good week full of good effort and we have a good plan when none of that is evident on the field.

[Snaggletiger]

But what about Alabama State vs. Troy?

[The Six]

But what about Alabama State vs. Troy?

I'm for the in-state team.

[Buzz Killington]

But what about Alabama State vs. Troy?

Bammy State wins the battle of the bands

[Snaggletiger]

Bammy State wins the battle of the bands

Way to go out on a limb there, fearless predictor.

[Buzz Killington]

Wait...NBC still has a network?  21
Nut from the coaching tree     20

Palpitations  31
Rusty's team 28

Sleeps with mommy 28
Sleeps with Jay  31

[War Eagle!!!]

Not sure why some of you guys think this is going to be high scoring. If I was a bettin' man, I'd take the under.

Tigers - 17
Tigers - 13

[The Six]

Not sure why some of you guys think this is going to be high scoring. If I was a bettin' man, I'd take the under.

Tigers - 17
Tigers - 13

You and I are in this boat. Defensive battle brewing in the Upstate from my pov as well.

[GH2001]

Not about that for me. I think this job is too much for him and he's flailing at it while becoming more and more insulated. In his corner is a staff recruiting good talent which is enough to make a bowl game as long as they don't completely turn into full retards out there. Against him is inability to beat LSU, Georgia, and Texas A&M consistently. Beating Alabama right now can't be the measuring stick so I'm not holding that up to him. I'm just tired of being told it was a good week full of good effort and we have a good plan when none of that is evident on the field.

Very good summary.

Agree.

I want the Gus I saw in 2010. And even the one I saw at Tulsa. The one that turned marshall and Mason loose in 2013 with the read option. Gus is a shell of what he was. Something changed in 2014 in the 4th quarter of the A&M game. He got scared. And hasn't been right since other than a few times where his back has been to the wall (bama 14) or the game was personal (arky last year). He's got to get out of this funk or it won't end pretty. The ptb and fan base will only put up with so many 8 win seasons and losses to georgia.