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Riding with Roy!

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« Reply #180 on: November 14, 2017, 03:34:59 PM »
Puff. Puff. Pass.

That shit was out there. So 4 accusers = a whole town?

Because the rest is just hearsay in a court of law.

I heard on this board that you liked the penises. Must be true. The whole board heard it so the whole board thinks you like the penises. MUST BE TRUE. Its COOBERATING!
Are you insinuating that he doesn’t like penis?
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« Reply #181 on: November 14, 2017, 03:44:51 PM »
Are you insinuating that he doesn’t like penis?

I love my penis. 
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« Reply #182 on: November 14, 2017, 03:52:37 PM »
You're right.  He never comes to Gallant.  He hasn't spent any time in Etowah County in the 36 years I've been alive.  Definitely haven't had any dealings in the last 10 years.  I'm just an ole liberal who believes every single thing the media has ever said about someone.  You really figured me out.

There are political people I don’t like in my part of the world.  Let’s start with Bradley Byrne.  Can’t stand the guy.  There’s a LOT of talk down here about him.

That’s not why I voted against him, though. 

If a bunch of these gossips started yapping to the media about some 40 year old shit regarding Bradley I’d have this exact same stance.  I find it fucking appalling that a couple of old shrews supported by nothing more condemning than an innocuous yearbook scrawl can shreik and point and completely ruin a man’s career.

I’ve seen this hysteria a lot in my life.  There was a teacher/coach we had in Juco.  Cool guy. Younger. Not married. Some of us who played hung out at his apartment. We brought our girls sometimes. All we ever did was watch movies, watch games, talk shit and hang out.  But then one of the guys brought a girl who was dating somebody else, the boyfriend got pissed, he made accusations.  His parents got involved. The girl lied. The school admin got involved.  Started asking questions. Did he provide alcohol? Was he involved with any of the girls? Was he gay?  I watched people i thought I knew lie. They told what they thought they wanted to hear.  And a good guy, decent coach who did nothing more than give us a place to hang out where we wouldn’t get in trouble was run out of town. 

That was 30-something years ago.  You go to that town even today and mention his name? Some old fuck will tell you how he was banging the girls at the college, fucked the dean’s wife in the gym, had gay orgies at his apartment and had to leave in the middle of the night before the parents had him arrested.  Or some such garbage.  Over the years I’ve had girls tell me stories of how he made moves on them — girls who were NEVER even there or part of the circle that was.  Do they believe it?  They probably do. But I was around then. I know it didn’t. 

I’m sure you’ve heard stuff about the guy all your life. I’m sure that every interaction you’ve had with him has been colored by those things you heard. His smarmy, holier-than-thou demeanor probably only makes it worse. (Ironically, Chizad should take notes here...).

If you’ve seen something personally, or have some evidence of something beyond the whispers among the townfolk?  Please.  I want to know. 

But this?  The badly doctored annual and some fuzzy 40 year old bullshit? I’m not buying it. Is he creepy? Maybe.  Did he look upon teenaged girls with a lustful eye? Perhaps. If so he’s no worse than any random dozen 30-year old guys (except Snow White Chizad apparently — pfffttt). But did he force himself on anybody? I’m just not seeing or hearing anything that lends any truth to that at all.  None.  You know yourself that people with rapey tendencies don’t typically alter that behavior.  If this were true it would have continued. Zero evidence it did. 

I’m not buying it. 

He’s NOT who I wanted.  He’s just all I have left.  No other options.
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« Reply #183 on: November 14, 2017, 04:09:39 PM »
Gonna have to call you a liar.  Sorry.  There have been threads on this very site dedicated to the relative attractiveness of girls who aren’t exactly golden agers.  I believe you may have even participated in odes to college cheerleaders some of which probably included freshmen.

It’s nice to be all sanctimonious and holier than thou but let’s just be honest.  If you weren’t married. If you lived in Gadsen. If you were seen as the most eligible bachelor in town. If horny, trapped moms were thrusting their teenaged daughters at you. You don’t know what the fuck you might have done 40 years ago. Would you have gone out with a few?  I bet you would have.

Take this up with Snag anyway. .
Nope.

Cool trick you did conflating 14 year old high school freshmen and 18 year old college freshmen as if there is zero moral difference. There's a difference even in an 18 year old high school Senior and an 18 year old college freshman, and I know you know that.
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« Reply #184 on: November 14, 2017, 04:10:18 PM »
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« Reply #185 on: November 14, 2017, 04:13:07 PM »
Nope.

Cool trick you did conflating 14 year old high school freshmen and 18 year old college freshmen as if there is zero moral difference. There's a difference even in an 18 year old high school Senior and an 18 year old college freshman, and I know you know that.

Yep.

Zero credible evidence Roy ever did shit. 

I heard you did though. 
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« Reply #186 on: November 14, 2017, 04:14:50 PM »
You have a penis?

Of course.  My wife has the low hanging fruit.
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« Reply #187 on: November 14, 2017, 05:00:10 PM »
Of course.  My wife has the low hanging fruit.
See, I would’ve replied, “ask your wife.”

But, that’s just the difference between inherently hilarious and mildly retarded. You can’t help it.
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« Reply #188 on: November 14, 2017, 05:05:20 PM »
Speaking of old men and young women, how old was Monica when Bill was chasing her around the oval office?
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« Reply #189 on: November 14, 2017, 05:07:51 PM »
Yep.

Zero credible evidence Roy ever did shit. 

I heard you did though.
I think it’s taking things a little too far to suggest that Chad is a heterosexual.
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« Reply #190 on: November 14, 2017, 05:15:24 PM »
Speaking of old men and young women, how old was Monica when Bill was chasing her around the oval office?
She was 22 and fresh out of college...not 14 and fresh out of Junior High.
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« Reply #191 on: November 14, 2017, 05:24:36 PM »
She was 22 and fresh out of college...not 14 and fresh out of Junior High.

there is a 34 year age difference.  Used Power to gain sexual favors. 
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« Reply #192 on: November 14, 2017, 05:27:02 PM »
I've got the Power.  It's gettin' kind of hectic.
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« Reply #193 on: November 14, 2017, 05:48:03 PM »
there is a 34 year age difference.  Used Power to gain sexual favors.

No.  Not 34. 

Maybe he dated 18 when he was 31-32 (with mommas throwing their daughters at a successful young man who would take care of them).  It’s a little off maybe.  But he’s a war vet in a small town where the eligible single population is pretty small.  So whatever. 

Maybe he was flirty with girls in general.  Lots of guys are.  Especially ones who grew up in that era.

It’s a huge stretch from that to “he terched me on mah paaayuntees!!”   

I don’t believe a word of it.  So fuck them.  And fuck a system where some dimbulb can make a random unverifiable claim 40 years after the fact and unleash the hounds.
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« Reply #194 on: November 14, 2017, 06:11:52 PM »
there is a 34 year age difference.  Used Power to gain sexual favors.
By this logic, me fucking a 1 year old is fine. 34 years. Samesies.

Also, I already mentioned, Juanita Broaderick is a much more troubling example you could have used, and she was an adult, and I believe her and not him (or Hillary) about the allegations. Because I'm consistent and principled.
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« Reply #195 on: November 14, 2017, 06:15:56 PM »
By this logic, me fucking a 1 year old is fine. 34 years. Samesies.

Also, I already mentioned, Juanita Broaderick is a much more troubling example you could have used, and she was an adult, and I believe her and not him (or Hillary) about the allegations. Because I'm consistent and principled.

your concept of that logic defies logic. 
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« Reply #196 on: November 14, 2017, 06:18:32 PM »
By this logic, me fucking a 1 year old is fine. 34 years. Samesies.

Also, I already mentioned, Juanita Broaderick is a much more troubling example you could have used, and she was an adult, and I believe her and not him (or Hillary) about the allegations. Because I'm consistent and principled.

If you wait until she’s 18?  Knock yourself out. 

And I have an 18 year old daughter.  She wouldn’t come near you. 
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« Reply #197 on: November 14, 2017, 06:31:51 PM »
I'm talking about the age difference between Monica and Bill.  And I misspoke I think it is actually 27 years but you get my point. 
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« Reply #198 on: November 14, 2017, 06:57:17 PM »
Because I'm consistent and principled. And gay. Extremely gay.
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« Reply #199 on: November 14, 2017, 07:01:50 PM »
there is a 34 year age difference.  Used Power to gain sexual favors.
Wait. Did you say Bill used Prowler?
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