New Coke Zero

[GH2001]

I tried it again. 

Nope.  I can't take them. 

First time I tried it, I felt sick at my stomach the next day.  Didn't connect one with the other.

Tried another one Wednesday.  Spent most of yesterday feeling queasy and sick.  Roiling gut cramps. 

I'm blaming the fake Coke.  It was the only thing I did differently from my normal routine. 

Now.  On to things I like.   

Bai. Bai. Bai. 

Bai coconut water tastes like licking suntan lotion that's perspired into sweet places.  If you've never done that, you should.  Even if you're a woman. 

I love Bai Coconut. 

I buy Bai at Sams and put rum in them. It's tasty.

[jmar]

I buy Bai at Sams and put rum in them. It's tasty.

Oh so you are up with coconut and an outright pumpkin bigot.

[GH2001]

Oh so you are up with coconut and an outright pumpkin bigot.

Well neither belong in beer, so.....

[jmar]

Well neither belong in beer, so.....

Agree.

[CCTAU]

Still no Chek drinkers?

[jmar]

Still no Chek drinkers?

Nope. We pay the difference.

[CCTAU]

Nope. We pay the difference.

So you pay extra for the new shitty drink instead of paying less for one that tastes like the old stuff?

OK.

[GH2001]

So you pay extra for the new shitty drink instead of paying less for one that tastes like the old stuff?

OK.

Making Piggly Wiggly great again.

[CCTAU]

Making Piggly Wiggly great again.

Winn Dixie bitches!

[The Six]

Still no Chek drinkers?

Black Cherry Chek right here.


Now Big K (Kroger's off brand) is some dank shit. Right up there with Dollar G's Clover Ass Valley brand.