Knowledge

[Snaggletiger]

The reasons for my superior football inteleckd have hit the stands.  Picked up the Lindy's Southeastern Conference preview this weekend.  It's already placed in my expansive library and over the next couple of months, I'll be preparing myself for the BFTC contest whilst perched upon the Kohler XLT Whisper Flush 6,000. Will be picking up Athlon's preview a bit later.

Lindy's has our beloved Tigers at #10.  They actually say we should navigate everything on our schedule until UGA and Bama.  They're not predicting a UGA win but basically saying AU has looked like road kill against those 2 the last 3 years and had better find a way to score some points. Much love for Stidham and they think Braden Smith is one of the top linemen in the nation. 

Really high on the group of linebackers we signed along with the 3 monster O-linemen in the group.  Speaking of the OL, Uncle Weskie, any news from your nephew (I believe it was) on Nick Brahms?   

     

[AUJarhead]

Snags, all I heard from you is that you pee sitting down.

[The Six]

Snags, all I heard from you is that you pee sitting down.

Actually healthier for you. 

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/health-benefits-of-peeing-sitting-down-for-men

[AUJarhead]

Actually healthier for you. 

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/health-benefits-of-peeing-sitting-down-for-men

#whytrumpwon

[Snaggletiger]

Snags, all I heard from you is that you pee sitting down.

Yeah right.  As if I could pee sitting down with this big salami hanging between my legs.  How am I going stuff that enormous thing down there to pee.  I mean, it's almost a physical impossibility.  And even if I could, it would get wet every time.  Wow, the things you guys come up with.






Okay, fine!  I pee sitting down.

[Token]

I don't read those mags anymore like I did when Bama sucked and I just needed a glimmer of hope, but why the fuck are they coming out so early?  I don't want to see those things on the shelves until late July.  They are trying to spread college football over 12 months and I don't like it. 

[Snaggletiger]

I don't read those mags anymore like I did when Bama sucked and I just needed a glimmer of hope, but why the fuck are they coming out so early?  I don't want to see those things on the shelves until late July.  They are trying to spread college football over 12 months and I don't like it.

They've started putting those out about this time for the past several years.  I agree though about the overkill in seemingly year round coverage.  It's gone beyond ridiculous. 

However, I do love my preseason mags.  They'll be worn out as that Playboy I stole from my father in the 7th grade.

[AUJarhead]

They've started putting those out about this time for the past several years.  I agree though about the overkill in seemingly year round coverage.  It's gone beyond ridiculous. 

However, I do love my preseason mags.  They'll be worn out as that Playboy I stole from my father in the 7th grade.

Speaking of...  Buzz, how's your sex life?  You all healed yet?

[Buzz Killington]

Speaking of...  Buzz, how's your sex life?  You all healed yet?

I can only see one of my girlfriends until at least next Thursday.

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of...  Buzz, how's your sex life?  You all healed yet?

Wait...what?  Did someone get the big V?

[Godfather]

Actually healthier for you. 

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/health-benefits-of-peeing-sitting-down-for-men

That is the stupidest article I have ever clicked on and read.  I now feel dumber for actually reading that.

BTW there was not one healthy reason given in that article.

[Godfather]

Wait...what?  Did someone get the big V?

No your wife is just busy until Thursday.

[wesfau2]

The reasons for my superior football inteleckd have hit the stands.  Picked up the Lindy's Southeastern Conference preview this weekend.  It's already placed in my expansive library and over the next couple of months, I'll be preparing myself for the BFTC contest whilst perched upon the Kohler XLT Whisper Flush 6,000. Will be picking up Athlon's preview a bit later.

Lindy's has our beloved Tigers at #10.  They actually say we should navigate everything on our schedule until UGA and Bama.  They're not predicting a UGA win but basically saying AU has looked like road kill against those 2 the last 3 years and had better find a way to score some points. Much love for Stidham and they think Braden Smith is one of the top linemen in the nation. 

Really high on the group of linebackers we signed along with the 3 monster O-linemen in the group.  Speaking of the OL, Uncle Weskie, any news from your nephew (I believe it was) on Nick Brahms?   

   

No news, unfortunately.

[Snaggletiger]

No sir...carpal tunnel surgery.

Carpal tunnel surgery? What does that have to do with se......Oooohhh, I see what you did there.  But what did you mean about only seeing one gir.....Oooooohhh......

[Godfather]

Carpal tunnel surgery? What does that have to do with se......Oooohhh, I see what you did there.  But what did you mean about only seeing one gir.....Oooooohhh......

Dammit you saw it before I deleted it.  Buzz misspoke he meant because your wife was busy until Thursday.

[Buzz Killington]

Dammit you saw it before I deleted it.  Buzz misspoke he meant because your wife was busy until Thursday.

Yeah, what he said.  ^^^

[Snaggletiger]

Dammit you saw it before I deleted it.  Buzz misspoke he meant because your wife was busy until Thursday.

Oh yeah?  Well then you just shut up!


Okay?

[The Six]

That is the stupidest article I have ever clicked on and read.  I now feel dumber for actually reading that.

BTW there was not one healthy reason given in that article.

I know you read Buzzfeed and Cracked.com articles so there's no way that click was any more wasted than those. At least it wasn't AL.com.