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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2017, 03:57:07 PM »
The original Bonds were neither "wounded" or "conflicted".  They were martini drinking, smooth talking, pussy getting, evil guy shooting bad asses.   
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2017, 04:00:00 PM »
I'll take Ape Tits for 600.
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2017, 04:00:19 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2017, 03:57:07 PM
The original Bonds were neither "wounded" or "conflicted".  They were martini drinking, smooth talking, pussy getting, evil guy shooting bad asses.

Right.  Which is not the way Fleming wrote the character.
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2017, 04:04:29 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 23, 2017, 04:00:19 PM
Right.  Which is not the way Fleming wrote the character.

Fleming Schmeming.  I just want to know if Bond ever tapped Ms. Moneypenny on her desk.
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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2017, 04:15:51 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2017, 09:21:17 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 23, 2017, 04:00:19 PM
Right.  Which is not the way Fleming wrote the character.


He should take that up with the broccoli's.


I didn't read the books. Don't give a rats ass about the books. I saw Dr. No and knew that SC as Bond was the original badass. I bet you think I'm alone...
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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2017, 10:41:25 AM »
1. Sean Con
2. Roger
3. Danny
The rest are just meh
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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2017, 11:06:02 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 23, 2017, 04:00:19 PM
Right.  Which is not the way Fleming wrote the character.

This scene alone makes Sean tops.



Craig is solid number #2 but nothing tops "man talk". 
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« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2017, 11:40:03 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 24, 2017, 11:06:02 AM
This scene alone makes Sean tops.



Craig is solid number #2 but nothing tops "man talk".
Listen to him wes he's pre-law
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« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2017, 02:45:20 PM »
There is nothing "Bondish" about Craig at all. His movies are without style, panache or flair.

If Connery is the Ali of Bonds, Moore was the Sugar Ray.  Craig?  Buster Douglas. Or Gerry Cooney.
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