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Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« on: September 16, 2008, 10:06:20 AM »
How many of you said to yourself, "It's Sani's birthday ?" before you even opened this thread ?



Happy 39th. Douchebag.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 10:11:34 AM »
Guess you better get in the car and get over to the Ham for your B'day drink....   Jumbo's snapping on the rubber glove as we spe....  nevermind.

Happy Birthday Fuckstick!  :vn:
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 10:17:18 AM »
I'm pretty sure that jumbo qualifies as the biggest cocksucker here.  Howard's just the loudest.


Happy Birthday, Ho-Ho.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 10:19:44 AM »
Thank you all.  Now go fist yourselves.  Jumbo's dog is on the rag.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 10:49:24 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 10:19:44 AM
Thank you all.  Now go fist yourselves.  Jumbo's dog is on the rag.

earned your red wings already?
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 11:21:24 AM »
Happy Birthday, butt pirate.  I hear the Mardi Gras offers 2 for 1 Nubian lap dance specials for such occasions.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 11:35:41 AM »
Happy Birthday, pillow biter
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 11:42:28 AM »
I guessed it!

Happy birthday, dick slit.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 11:45:34 AM »
Happy Birthday, your anal beads are in the mail.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 12:40:34 PM »
Happy Birthday, cum dumpster.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM »
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday:  Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole. 

Hit the browneye once for me!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 01:17:37 PM »
Chocolate starfish.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin rollin'
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 01:17:58 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday:  Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole. 

Hit the browneye once for me!

Starfish.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 01:24:40 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday:  Today Howard gets full access to Jumbo's asshole. 

Hit the browneye once for me!
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 01:30:30 PM »
neither are gonna shit right for a week.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 01:32:24 PM »
Hope you have a great Birthday, donkey raping shit eater.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 01:37:43 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2008, 01:32:24 PM
Hope you have a great Birthday, donkey raping shit eater.

You can't rape the willing.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 02:32:20 PM »
Happy Birthday Hottie Howard
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2008, 02:37:46 PM »
Happy Birthday Howard...my dog has a surprise for you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 03:11:31 PM »
happy birthday. get your funk on. 

if in oregon, i'll pour you a pendleton. 
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