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Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« on: May 09, 2017, 09:31:25 PM »
Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-fires-fbi-director-james-comey-n757101

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President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey on Tuesday after senior Justice Department officials concluded that he'd mishandled the investigation of Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server while she was secretary of state.

"You are hereby terminated and removed from office, effective immediately," Trump told Comey in a personally signed letter obtained by NBC News.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2017, 10:52:40 PM »
I'd love him to name Flynn the new director, just to watch the meltdown.

Honestly, I thought Comey should have been relieved of duties long ago.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2017, 07:04:25 AM »
What's funny is how the left is going nuts over this.  After the election, they wanted him gone.  Just last week Hillary said he is the reason she lost the election. 
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2017, 07:40:07 AM »
What's funny is how the left is going nuts over this.  After the election, they wanted him gone.  Just last week Hillary said he is the reason she lost the election.

Chuck Schumer is an absolute disgrace. I want to slap the glasses off his punpkin head.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 07:59:32 AM »
What's funny is how the left is going nuts over this.  After the election, they wanted him gone.  Just last week Hillary said he is the reason she lost the election.

It's not funny though. Everything is politics on overdrive, and it's horrible for the country.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2017, 12:00:51 AM »
3 people leading the investigation into Trump and his association with Russia...those same 3 people have been fired.



Watergate II (this one is much more serious and involves more people)
« Last Edit: May 12, 2017, 12:05:44 AM by The Prowler »
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2017, 08:31:37 AM »
3 people leading the investigation into Trump and his association with Russia...those same 3 people have been fired.



Watergate II (this one is much more serious and involves more people)

Bob Woodward and "deepthroat" had more to do with Nixon than any FBI investigator.

You have a mental illness in that you think you know more than you do. Aim your guns to the correct critiques of Trump. You are chasing a red herring here. Don't believe me? Ask James "no collusion" Clapper.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2017, 08:58:25 AM »
-500 for everyone one of you for not getting the thread title reference
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2017, 09:24:38 AM »
3 people leading the investigation into Trump and his association with Russia...those same 3 people have been fired.



Watergate II (this one is much more serious and involves more people)

Just got back from Maine.  Silly, but pretty good treat. 



Whoopie Pie
Pie Ingredients

3 cups sugar
1 cup butter
4 eggs
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
6 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/2 tablespoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
3 cups milk


Directions (for pies)


Preheat oven to 350 degrees F, or preheat a convection oven to 315 degrees F.

In a large bowl of an electric mixer, beat the sugar, butter, and eggs together until well combined. Add the oil and vanilla and beat again.

In a separate bowl, combine all of the dry ingredients. Add half of the dry mixture to the egg mixture and beat or stir to blend. Add 1 1/2 cups milk and beat again. Add the remaining dry mixture and beat until incorporated. Add the remaining 1 1/2 cups milk and beat until blended.

With a large spoon, scoop out 32 circles of batter onto a baking sheet. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes. Let cool.

Spread filling onto 16 circles and place remaining circles on top, to make 16 Whoopie pies.


Filling Ingredients

1 1/2 cups shortening

3 cups confectioners' sugar

1 1/3 cups marshmallow topping

Dash salt

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/3 to 1/2 cup milk

Directions (for filling)

In the bowl of an electric mixer, combine all ingredients except the milk and beat well. Add just enough milk to achieve a creamy consistency.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2017, 11:22:38 AM »
3 people leading the investigation into Trump and his association with Russia...those same 3 people have been fired.



Watergate II (this one is much more serious and involves more people)
Here's a secret, and you may not know this:  The investigation into collusion with Russia isn't going to find anything.  Because there was no collusion.  Democrats are going to drag this along as long as they possibly can.  Multiple people (actual people with names, not "unnamed sources") have already said they have not seen any evidence of collusion.  Did Russia meddle in the election?  Of course.  They've been doing that shit for decades.  Their plan has far surpassed their wildest dreams. 

Comey isn't the FBI.  Trump didn't fire the entire agency.  He would have been blasted regardless of when he fired Comey.  If he did it the second he stepped foot in office, it's because he "didn't want the investigation to move forward".  He does it now, and it's the same reasoning.  He would have been fired at the conclusion of the investigation, except it was recommended by someone (who by  the way spent the past 8 years as part of the Obama administration and was confirmed to his position 94-6) that this guy was a cancer and needed to get gone.  Firing Comey doesn't change the investigation at all.

By the way, was hoping to hear back from you in another thread.....
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=28452.0
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2017, 11:29:27 AM »
Watergate II (this one is much more serious and involves more people)

Woodward disagrees.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/05/12/bob-woodward-explains-why-taped-evidence-was-key-in-watergate/?utm_term=.d412c9bf4ce5

Once again, you personify the problem. I think this administration is a dumpster fire in the PR/optics department but it's hard to speak rationally about that when people like you are overextending and hyperventilating that the Republic as we know it is in shambles. Breathe, dude.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2017, 12:16:36 PM »
Breathe, dude.

When he does it's clearly through the mouth.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2017, 12:56:14 PM »
When he does it's clearly through the mouth.

Blake Chortles.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2017, 02:43:25 PM »
Prowler's brain:

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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2017, 02:49:14 PM »
-500 for everyone one of you for not getting the thread title reference
 :facepalm:

We got it.  It just wasn't funny or reply-worthy.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2017, 03:01:13 PM »
We got it.  It just wasn't funny or reply-worthy.

He speaks for all of us.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2017, 03:27:24 PM »
He speaks for all of us.

I didn't get it.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2017, 03:34:44 PM »
I didn't get it.

He speaks for all most of us.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2017, 05:42:24 PM »
We got it.  It just wasn't funny or reply-worthy.

Probably too busy jerking to your wall-sized posters of Bernie.
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Re: Fly away now, Agent Comey. Fly, fly, fly.
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2017, 10:44:13 PM »
Probably too busy jerking to your wall-sized posters of Bernie.

Speaking of posters...wrong poster.
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