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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2017, 11:42:04 AM »
Hmmm.  Good point.  When I coached football I had one of those. Kid got his arm stepped on and it was broken so bad the bone was jabbing out.  He wanted me to hide him from the trainer, tape it up and let him go back in the game. 

If I'm going to fight, I want to fight somebody I can possibly hurt.   

That does create a conundrum, however.  If I hurt Prowler he's going to want me to pay for his medical bills.  The cost of putting his teeth back in after I pop them out like corn kernels with my mini baseball bat would be prohibitive.  So what would that accomplish?  Either way he thinks I should pay his expenses.

It's like the Kobayashi Maru.

Another reason for him to throw caution to the wind.  He believes he's not on the hook for medical expenses.
Maybe he's not, I don't know.  I do know it wouldn't be worth the trouble of finding out.   
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2017, 12:18:18 PM »
Cool story on retard strong, bro.  Many, many, many moons ago in high school, our P.E. teacher (One of the football corches) thought the best way to conduct class was to call roll, throw us a ball and say, "For the next 4 weeks, you're playing football.  There's the field.  Don't get hurt too bad." Then he retired to his office for Red Man and phone sex.

The "games", no matter what the sport, were always divided right down racial lines.  At one point during our 4 weeks of soccer, one side of the racial line decided it would be fun to come to school wearing the biggest, heaviest boots they could find.  They formed a circle and challenged any white mother trucker to enter the circle.  Anyone who dared, got the ever-lovin' shit kicked out of them by about 15-20 guys. 

Scotty (You know the one) was the only one who dared, over and over again.  He thought it was part of the game and despite taking a shit stomping, he kept running into the circle. There was no game.  Just a bunch of us sitting on the sidelines taking bets on whether Scotty was going to run back in there again. He usually did!
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2017, 12:37:37 PM »
Cool story on retard strong, bro.  Many, many, many moons ago in high school, our P.E. teacher (One of the football corches) thought the best way to conduct class was to call roll, throw us a ball and say, "For the next 4 weeks, you're playing football.  There's the field.  Don't get hurt too bad." Then he retired to his office for Red Man and phone sex.

The "games", no matter what the sport, were always divided right down racial lines.  At one point during our 4 weeks of soccer, one side of the racial line decided it would be fun to come to school wearing the biggest, heaviest boots they could find.  They formed a circle and challenged any white mother trucker to enter the circle.  Anyone who dared, got the ever-lovin' shit kicked out of them by about 15-20 guys. 

Scotty (You know the one) was the only one who dared, over and over again.  He thought it was part of the game and despite taking a shit stomping, he kept running into the circle. There was no game.  Just a bunch of us sitting on the sidelines taking bets on whether Scotty was going to run back in there again. He usually did!
I didn't know you and Buzz went to the same school.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2017, 12:43:57 PM »
I didn't know you and Buzz went to the same school.
Couldn't have been Buzz, he is not that old.
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2017, 12:49:38 PM »
Couldn't have been Buzz, he is not that old.

Albert Ingalls?

First and foremost...you know damn well she isn't pissed.  She keeps buying from the house of porn and please tell her the strap on with the 12" black cock will be arriving tomorrow UPS. 

Secondly, I'll admit Snaggle will punch me in the ground like a hamner on a tent stake. 



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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2017, 01:29:28 PM »
I pity the fool. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Get knocked out Mess with me.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2017, 03:36:06 PM »
Albert Ingalls?

First and foremost...you know damn well she isn't pissed.  She keeps buying from the house of porn and please tell her the strap on with the 12" black cock will be arriving tomorrow UPS. 

Secondly, I'll admit Snaggle will punch me in the ground like a hamner on a tent stake.

Yeah bitch.  That's right.  Like a....oh wait, I see what you did there.
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2017, 04:49:40 PM »
Yeah bitch.  That's right.  Like a....oh wait, I see what you did there.

Please Hamner, don't hurt 'em.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2017, 05:01:01 PM »
Please Hamner, don't hurt 'em.

Yo sound the bell. School is in sucker.  U can't touch this.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2017, 05:31:59 PM »
I've got one fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don't getcha, then the left one will.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2017, 05:35:06 PM »
I've got one fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don't getcha, then the left one will.

You bring the ass.  I got the platter.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2017, 05:35:54 PM »
You bring the ass.  I got the platter.
You'll be swallowing said platter.
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2017, 05:47:33 PM »
You'll be swallowing said platter.

Will it have Dreamland BBQ on it?

Asking for a friend. 
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2017, 05:56:56 PM »
Will it have Dreamland BBQ on it?

Asking for a friend.
Yes.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2017, 05:58:18 PM »
Oh and by the way...none of this changes the fact that Alex Jones has the ear of the President, just saying.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2017, 07:13:30 PM »
Oh and by the way...none of this changes the fact that Alex Jones has the ear of the President, just saying.

Yeah but could you take snags or buzz in arm wrestling? Buzz uses only the best and latest fast acting hybrid designer protein powder.....bro. And snags rolls the Ross Clark circle at least 4 days a week with flex who is like, only the strongest dude in Dothan even with his sisters shirt on. Tread lightly prowler. These guys ain't light weights.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2017, 10:30:37 PM »
Yeah but could you take snags or buzz in arm wrestling? Buzz uses only the best and latest fast acting hybrid designer protein powder.....bro. And snags rolls the Ross Clark circle at least 4 days a week with flex who is like, only the strongest dude in Dothan even with his sisters shirt on. Tread lightly prowler. These guys ain't light weights.
I've seen Prowler close up.  His beard could take care of Snaggs while he beat me senseless with the pimp cup.
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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2017, 10:51:50 PM »
I've seen Prowler close up.  His beard could take care of Snaggs while he beat me senseless with the pimp cup.

Chuck Norris wears Prowler pajamas.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2017, 02:11:06 AM »
Did you hear that Trump actually paid taxes in 2005?  $38 Million I hear
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2017, 05:52:06 AM »
I've seen Prowler close up.  His beard could take care of Snaggs while he beat me senseless with the pimp cup.
Lol. My beard is a bit of a softy.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs