Conf Champ Weekend

[AUTiger1]

I heard the latest MRI was not as bad as first thought. But to be back by bowl game? I doubt he would be 100%.
Sort of like last season for the bowl game. Rusty as hell if even that!

What about Woody? Can he go for the bowl game? Or would he lose his redshirt? I thought bowl games were a free for all.

First part pleases me to hear.  I have the same question and thoughts as you.  I seriously doubt he is 100%. 

I have wondered about the redshirt rule myself. 

[CCTAU]

First part pleases me to hear.  I have the same question and thoughts as you.  I seriously doubt he is 100%. 

I have wondered about the redshirt rule myself.

I looked it up. Bowl games count. So no Woody!

[dallaswareagle]

I looked it up. Bowl games count. So no Woody!

I got a blue pill an hour before kickoff says different.

[Buzz Killington]

I got a blue pill an hour before kickoff says different.

If you still have Woody in the 4th quarter, please do not seek medical attention.

[dallaswareagle]

If you still have Woody in the 4th quarter, please do not seek medical attention.

If it last that long I am taking it to the mall and show it off. 

[GH2001]

If it last that long I am taking it to the mall and show it off. 

Just because it's still hard doesn't mean it's big.

[Snaggletiger]

Just because it's still hard doesn't mean it's big.

I had a layover in Houston the other day.  As soon as I got off the plane, I ran to the bathroom.  I don't know who coined the phrase, but it's a damn lie.  Everything is not bigger in Texas.

[Godfather]

I had a layover in Houston the other day.  As soon as I got off the plane, I ran to the bathroom.  I don't know who coined the phrase, but it's a damn lie.  Everything is not bigger in Texas.

  He'll be here all week folks, don't forget to try the veal.

[Snaggletiger]

  He'll be here all week folks, don't forget to try the veal.

I tell ya', I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

[dallaswareagle]

I had a layover in Houston the other day.  As soon as I got off the plane, I ran to the bathroom.  I don't know who coined the phrase, but it's a damn lie.  Everything is not bigger in Texas.

We only claim Houston cause of the sea ports.

[djsimp]

I tell ya', I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

[The Six]

Auburn's eagles have found the endzone more than the offense did in the last two SEC games.

[Godfather]

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!

[Snaggletiger]

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

[The Six]

You can always tell when Lane Kiffin has been to my house to visit. The toilet's never flushed and the cat's pregnant.

[djsimp]

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

[Snaggletiger]

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through.

[djsimp]

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

[dallaswareagle]

My dad regrets not masturbating more.

[Snaggletiger]

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.