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Saniflush

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Four for the Doors
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:28:39 AM »
Need four. 

Taking the kids to their first one at Jordan Hare. 

Make it rain
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2016, 11:45:27 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2016, 11:28:39 AM
Need four. 

Taking the kids to their first one at Jordan Hare. 

Make it rain

You have kids now?

Not sure what the world is coming to. First Trump and Hillary are the best we can do. Then this.

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2016, 11:52:37 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 31, 2016, 11:45:27 AM
You have kids now?

Not sure what the world is coming to. First Trump and Hillary are the best we can do. Then this.

Apocalyptic omens, for sure.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2016, 11:57:12 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 31, 2016, 11:52:37 AM
Apocalyptic omens, for sure.

Next thing you know, people will start liking dallas. And simp will be impotent. Wait...nm
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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2016, 12:06:46 PM »
He's a pimp with the super sperm.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2016, 12:36:41 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 31, 2016, 11:45:27 AM
You have kids now?

Not sure what the world is coming to. First Trump and Hillary are the best we can do. Then this.

Yep, as of July 16th I have an 8 and 6 year old.  They already know that Alabama sux.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2016, 12:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2016, 12:36:41 PM
Yep, as of July 16th I have an 8 and 6 year old.  They already know that Alabama sux.

you must have superhero sperm.
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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2016, 12:44:21 PM »
Quote from: chinook on October 31, 2016, 12:40:08 PM
you must have superhero sperm.

They knocked on the door.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2016, 12:56:36 PM »
You can have my ex-wife's tickets. But she wants $25 each for them.
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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2016, 01:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on October 31, 2016, 12:56:36 PM
You can have my ex-wife's tickets. But she wants $25 each for them.

Done, if you are serious Clark
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2016, 01:57:36 PM »
Are you driving down in the Chrysler Caravan or the Station Wagon?
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2016, 02:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 31, 2016, 01:57:36 PM
Are you driving down in the Chrysler Caravan or the Station Wagon?

Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.
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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2016, 02:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 31, 2016, 01:57:36 PM
Are you driving down in the Chrysler Caravan or the Station Wagon?

« Last Edit: October 31, 2016, 02:15:26 PM by Saniflush »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2016, 02:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2016, 01:27:31 PM
Done, if you are serious Clark

Only if:

You can love her madly
 Wanna be her daddy
 Don't ya love her face
 Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2016, 02:16:22 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 31, 2016, 02:09:13 PM
Only if:

You can love her madly
 Wanna be her daddy
 Don't ya love her face
 Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door

Wrong doors.  I'm gonna Sail On
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2016, 02:31:37 PM »
Roll 'em up, kids.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2016, 02:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2016, 01:27:31 PM
Done, if you are serious Clark

That's cheaper than teh stubhubs at the moment. Take em.
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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2016, 02:43:23 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2016, 02:16:22 PM
Wrong doors.  I'm gonna Sail On

Same as thread title!  -10
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2016, 02:49:26 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 31, 2016, 02:43:23 PM
Same as thread title!  -10

Dude just break on through
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Saniflush

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Re: Four for the Doors
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2016, 03:08:43 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 31, 2016, 02:43:23 PM
Same as thread title!  -10

My title.  My rules.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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