Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Treinta y Cinco

[Snaggletiger]

A lot of meh going on this week, both in the slate of games and on the board.  Last week, we were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock.  I think in part because Arky week has a little more meaning for several on here that have woopiggie ties and Hawg friends, and it's one of the only weeks we get an influx of rival fans willing to bring some game.

Feel free to break down any other game you want but the 3 that interest me the most are:

A. The world's largest outdoor cocktail party.  First off, if I watch this game, it will be done with the sound down.  If I listen, I won't have any choice other than to play a drinking game all by myself wherein the requirement for taking a drink will be each time an announcer talks about one or both of the head corches being a Lord Saybinz protege.  Through the years, this game normally has some national rankings implications.  This year, nobody cares.  I have only one interest in this game and that's the hope that Go Gaytah has gusty play and bitch slaps the most vile program/fans in the conference.  (UGA is my new #1 Number 2)  I'm pulling for a 30 point UF victory and a Bulldog team that mails in the rest of the season with their F'd up fan base inundating talk shows with claims of Smart being the worst mistake in program history.  Realistically:

Corrine Brown:  28

We Love You Mark: 21

2.  I used to like FSU.  They're close by and I have a couple of good friends that are alums and I've been to quite a few games, both basketball and football over the years.  Captain RapeFuckHerRightInThePussyCrabClaws and the rabid defense of his sorry ass by their fans ruined all that for me. Plus, Jimbo Fisher looks like more of a douche every time he opens his mouth.  I'm even to the point that I don't mind pulling for the Fighting Dabos to hand them another loss. As for the game, while Clemson has looked like anything other than world beaters and should have a loss on their record, I still think the experience and talent at QB, along with an always stout defense will be the difference.

Auburn With A Lake:  26

LSU's Next Coach: 19

III. What Auburn did to Arkansas was both record-setting and stunning.  Wouldn't it be great to find out that it was the result of the light coming on in all phases of the game and that's now who we are?  Delicious Awesomeness. Well, probably not.  But I think we're pretty damn good and playing as well as anyone in the league right now.  I just want us to go into Oxford and handle our business.  I expect it to be tight for a while.  I can even see a couple of "Oh shit" moments early on.  But I gotta' think our strengths and their weaknesses will ultimately decide this one.

Bubba's Beyotches:  35

Date With A Porn Star: 21

Who ya' got?

         

[Snaggletiger]

Oh, and I'm predicting the University of Bye in an upset in Tuscaloosa.

You heard it here, folks.

[WiregrassTiger]

Nobody cares what you think.

[chinook]

#mouthfullofteeth:  34

#anassholethatstaresatyou: 24

[The Six]

Furry Dogs From the Rainy Liberal Space Needle Place - 27
This Land Was Our Land Til Whitey Stolt  It - 24

Jorts & Lizards - 17
Broke-richard Dawgs - 10

Baptist School Errbody Hates Now - 30
Head Corch with Total Burnt Seat - 20

We Touch Skrong - 28
We Touch a Rock - 24

[GH2001]

Chipmunk Boy  28

Hunker Down, Way Down 13



Danny Fords 1980 National Champs**   35

Balding Car Salesman 28



My OC calls the plays   42

Mike Oher's HS Coach  24



Natural Disaster 1

Bryant Denny  0

[The Six]

Mike Oher's HS Coach

Did not know that.

[Pell City Tiger]

Eats corn on the cob through a chain link fence: 24 (2 defensive TDs)
Is that your stinking dog?: 14

Free Seafood U: 34
When does Saban retire?: 31

Scattered, smothered, covered, & chunked: 38
WTF happened to our season?: 13

How could you miss this one, Snags?
Harbaugh's big blue marauders: 52
East Lansing's pillow biters: 10

Extree credick:
Huntingdon College: 48
Greensboro College: 21

[Snaggletiger]

How could you miss this one, Snags?
Harbaugh's big blue marauders: 52
East Lansing's pillow biters: 10

Normally a no-brainer addition to the pre-dick-shun list, but your prediction explains why I couldn't pull the trigger.  I think the line is around 25.  The Mean Green Spartan Machine is putrid this year.

[The Prowler]

Only prediction I'll make is...Auburn beats Ole Miss, they'll be ranked #12 or #13 when the poll, that matters, comes out next Tuesday.

[Snaggletiger]

Only prediction I'll make is...Auburn beats Ole Miss, they'll be ranked #12 or #13 when the poll, that matters, comes out next Tuesday.

First sane post you've made in weeks.   

[GH2001]

Only prediction I'll make is...Auburn beats Ole Miss, they'll be ranked #12 or #13 when the poll, that matters, comes out next Tuesday.

Auburn wins out, meaning Bama and the sec crown - they would move into the top 6-7 just all things else being equal. Get a few teams to lose between now and the iron bowl and that game suddenly becomes a play in game for the playoff. Say it ain't so. This is about how 2013 unfolded as well.

[Hogwally]

Auburn wins out, meaning Bama and the sec crown - they would move into the top 6-7 just all things else being equal. Get a few teams to lose between now and the iron bowl and that game suddenly becomes a play in game for the playoff. Say it ain't so. This is about how 2013 unfolded as well.

     Who do you think is going to beat aTm for you?  LSU?  I don't see either of Miss schools doing it.

[jmar]

Texas A&M hosts Yaw Yaw and the Running Corndog's at 6:30 PM on Thanksgiving so we should know where we stand two days prior to the Iron Bowl. We have a puncher's chance with this one. That's what we need.

[jmar]

     Who do you think is going to beat aTm for you?  LSU?  I don't see either of Miss schools doing it.

A&M can surely fold. They get it honest.

[GH2001]

     Who do you think is going to beat aTm for you?  LSU?  I don't see either of Miss schools doing it.

You missed the IF part didn't you?

And have you missed Aggie's collapse the last 4 years under Sumlin the 2nd half of their seasons? Of course Lsu is capable of beating them. Will they? Who knows. Hence the IF.

[Buzz Killington]

     Who do you think is going to beat aTm for you?  LSU?  I don't see either of Miss schools doing it.

Yaw Yaw knows how to use the Snapchats.

[GH2001]

Yaw Yaw knows how to use the Snapchats.

Yaw yaw knows the way of teh Chavis

[Snaggletiger]

     Who do you think is going to beat aTm for you?  LSU?  I don't see either of Miss schools doing it.

The West, other than Alabama, is schitzo.  You just can't predict these games from week to week with any certainty.  Arkansas has won the last two against LSU.  Didn't see either of those coming.  The Hogs have won the last 3 over Ole Miss.  I know in 2 of those, I thought the Black Bears would cruise. LSU is riding a 5 game streak over A&M, including the Johnny Foosball years.

I tend to think if Co Yaw Yaw has opened it up even a little, the Faux Tigers should handle A&M this year too.  But as soon as I say that.....   

[jmar]

The West, other than Alabama, is schitzo.  You just can't predict these games from week to week with any certainty.  Arkansas has won the last two against LSU.  Didn't see either of those coming.  The Hogs have won the last 3 over Ole Miss.  I know in 2 of those, I thought the Black Bears would cruise. LSU is riding a 5 game streak over A&M, including the Johnny Foosball years.

I tend to think if Co Yaw Yaw has opened it up even a little, the Faux Tigers should handle A&M this year too.  But as soon as I say that.....   

And yet for that matter, you can't go all in on LSU v. the Rebs. Tears falling...and you can count on the bizarre happening on a Thursday eve holiday contest. Tell 'em 'bout it Jo Jo!