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So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?

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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2016, 03:39:35 PM »
I want to be in charge of "Who hates Gus the most"


I know what to look for.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2016, 04:19:06 PM »
I'll take the cheerleaders and Tiger Paws.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2016, 04:28:51 PM »
Kaos, we are gonna need some answers here.  Who's getting what job and what's my salary looking like?
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2016, 04:36:17 PM »
I'll take over as AD.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2016, 04:46:04 PM »
Kaos, we are gonna need some answers here.  Who's getting what job and what's my salary looking like?


Salary? This is Auburn,   What's my buyout?
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2016, 04:52:59 PM »

Salary? This is Auburn,   What's my buyout?

Whoa dallas. First you got to go in and have a good season and a half with a salary, and only when you start tanking at your job will you get a raise and a buyout.  GF is part of the Auburn Family, he's not going to break tradition and just start giving buyouts away like candy before you've proven yourself to be a bad coach.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2016, 04:57:23 PM »
Whoa dallas. First you got to go in and have a good season and a half with a salary, and only when you start tanking at your job will you get a raise and a buyout.  GF is part of the Auburn Family, he's not going to break tradition and just start giving buyouts away like candy before you've proven yourself to be a bad coach.


Not even if I don't try real, real hard?
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2016, 04:59:48 PM »
No, not even then.  And shame on you for thinking otherwise.  I'm beginning to question your true abilities as a part of this program.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2016, 05:12:22 PM »
No, not even then.  And shame on you for thinking otherwise.  I'm beginning to question your true abilities as a part of this program.


Most folks get that before 700 posts.   :haha:
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2016, 05:12:50 PM »
No, not even then.  And shame on you for thinking otherwise.  I'm beginning to question your true abilities as a part of this program.

You gotta' hate that guy.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2016, 06:24:58 PM »
I will announce my staff selections in the coming days. 

Sani has first dibs on tight ends. 
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2016, 07:14:46 PM »
I will announce my staff selections in the coming days. 

Sani has first dibs on tight ends.
Not campaigning here or anything, but my first act as Offensive Coordinator will be to find the page with the twirlybird play on it and rip it the fuck up.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #52 on: September 20, 2016, 07:46:13 PM »
Not campaigning here or anything, but my first act as Offensive Coordinator will be to find the page with the twirlybird play on it and rip it the fuck up.
I had a play in intramural football one time in which everyone but two guys laid down and started screaming and flopping around as a distraction. Then the other 2 guys would take off on 2 long routes.

You can borrow it if you want.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #53 on: September 20, 2016, 08:20:38 PM »
Not campaigning here or anything, but my first act as Offensive Coordinator will be to find the page with the twirlybird play on it and rip it the fuck up.

Well, will we be able to recruit fullbacks then?
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #54 on: September 20, 2016, 08:48:56 PM »
Not campaigning here or anything, but my first act as Offensive Coordinator will be to find the page with the twirlybird play on it and rip it the fudge up.

Well it's official, Buzz isn't qualified for the job.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #55 on: September 20, 2016, 09:15:07 PM »
Based on what? The talking heads?  He has 3 more games experience then Gus Malzahn had at Arky State.

Not saying he isn't intriguing but I don't think we have a shot at him.

Every team in the country including LSU will be after him, and believe it or not Houston has some big money behind them as well, expect an all out bidding war.

And has beaten more top 25 teams the last two years...with half the talent.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2016, 09:22:38 PM »
I don't disagree with any of that.  And if we hired the guy, I'm sure I'd get on the Herman....umm....Sherman Tank (All I could think of right now).  He's so hot right now.  Hansel.

I'm just pointing out all the same arguments we've been using recently to imply that Gus didn't have enough experience and discredit any of his successes because he was lucky enough to have a great QB at the helm in certain seasons.

Not even close head bobbing creeper carer. Resumes aren't close at this stage as far as quality wins and progress at the program.

Gus was left with a pretty decent Arky State program from another guy who is a pretty good coach. As Chizad stated, Herman has taken them from a 2/3 to a 9/10 in 1-2 years.  Malzahn maintained the status quo at ASU and left. This is an apples and oranges argument.

There is nothing that guarantees Herman is a slam dunk but he is a hotter commodity than Gus was at ASU. Also remember what he did before becoming HC - won the Broyles and led tOSU's O to a Natty while making do with TWO backup Qbs against mighty Sabenz. Hell yes. 
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #57 on: September 20, 2016, 09:25:03 PM »
I'd like to add that in reality, I still don't see the PTB firing Gus yet.....yet.

And then there is that.....this will be an expensive fire if it happens. Fans always use blank imaginary checks when making predictions.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #58 on: September 20, 2016, 11:48:58 PM »
Not even close head bobbing creeper carer. Resumes aren't close at this stage as far as quality wins and progress at the program.

Gus was left with a pretty decent Arky State program from another guy who is a pretty good coach. As Chizad stated, Herman has taken them from a 2/3 to a 9/10 in 1-2 years.  Malzahn maintained the status quo at ASU and left. This is an apples and oranges argument.

There is nothing that guarantees Herman is a slam dunk but he is a hotter commodity than Gus was at ASU. Also remember what he did before becoming HC - won the Broyles and led tOSU's O to a Natty while making do with TWO backup Qbs against mighty Sabenz. Hell yes.

Aren't even close?  Now you listen up there, Triathlon Boy.  Gus had a MNC title under his belt and won 10 games at ASU.  How much more could he improve? And those back ups at tOSU weren't exactly Kadreel Frazha and Fetal Mosely.  That was a roster of Sabenz level talent, top to bottom.  Oh, and Gus too, won the Broyles award. I'll give people Oklahoma and FSU on Herman's resume.  (How's things been working out lately for those 2)  But please stop using the term "Quality win" when referring to Memphis, Cincinnati, Tulsa, Navy, Temple etc.  The American Athletic Conference..home of the lowest tier 3* player.  Not that hard when you inherit one of the most dynamic playmakers in the country. 

And Mods: Please delete all arguments stating the total sum of Malzahn's success being due solely to lucking into 2 of the most dynamic playmakers in the country.
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Re: So Gus is fired next week, who do we hire?
« Reply #59 on: September 21, 2016, 09:07:06 AM »
And then there is that.....this will be an expensive fire if it happens. Fans always use blank imaginary checks when making predictions.

We as fans have to do our part.

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