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Bad Day Gets Worse

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Bad Day Gets Worse
« on: September 06, 2016, 02:24:33 PM »
Yeah, the AU offense sputtered and clanked all night.  But, after accounting for 4 turnovers by himself in a loss to FSU, Mr. Kelly's had a little insult added to his injury.  foxynewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly messed with the wrong porn star.

Following the Rebels’ 45-34 meltdown loss to Florida State on Monday night, adult film star and Seminoles superfan Mia Khalifa tweeted out an exchange she had with Kelly before the game.

“Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM’s #NOLES,” Khalifa wrote, along with a screen shot of their conversation.

After Kelly hit up Khalifa through a direct message on Twitter, the busty brunette then schooled Kelly in Sweet Talking 101.


Seminoles take ATX #GoNoles pic.twitter.com/SG4KUyvK3g
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016
“I’m only following you for seminole recon to find your weaknesses before the game. Also because last chance U,” Khalifa replied, referring to the Netflix documentary series in which Kelly appeared.

“Weakness 1: can’t resist urges to slide into DM’s of girls outta his league,” she wrote later.

Kelly’s Twitter account was deleted after Khalifa’s screen grab went viral. It’s probably for the best considering the team’s performance. Kelly opened his second season at Ole Miss with four touchdowns, but was intercepted three times as the Rebels blew their 28-6 halftime lead.

This was not the first time Khalifa has gotten feisty with an athlete. In May, the porn star brawled with minor league hockey pro Tom Sestito on Twitter. After Sestito insulted her looks, Khalifa took aim at his manhood.

“Wouldn’t expect a p—y like you to grow a playoff beard like this #MoreBallsThanYou,” she tweeted.

This story first appeared in NYPost.com.
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Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2016, 02:34:14 PM »
That's not how this works.
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2016, 02:36:36 PM »
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2016, 02:38:20 PM »
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
her vagina?
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2016, 02:52:36 PM »
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
The 2nd - 5th guys?
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2016, 02:56:56 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2016, 03:12:34 PM »
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?


Isn't that what basically happened to him last night?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2016, 03:35:06 PM »
You people suck at the format.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2016, 04:36:14 PM »
You people suck at the format.




I found different ones. Most were not posting material.   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2016, 04:47:25 PM »
So Kelly is a Motorboatin' son of a bitch.
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2016, 04:49:27 PM »

I found different ones. Most were not posting material.

most is not all. 
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2016, 05:33:34 PM »
most is not all.

Hey, Nook, you know how I know dallas is gay?
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2016, 05:53:19 PM »
Hey, Nook, you know how I know dallas is gay?

Ouch!

I just wonder if ole Kelly has/had him a Rebel squeeze and has been in damage control mode most of the day.

You've been direct messaging with who????   She's a porn star???  No...don't you walk away from me.  Did you send her a picture of your dick?  Huh?  I'm quite sure she's seen bigger.   
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Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2016, 06:22:50 PM »
You people suck at the format.



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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2016, 11:19:09 AM »
Is that a nipple?
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2016, 11:30:29 AM »
You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
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Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2016, 11:40:44 AM »
I just want to know why I didn't get a Christmas card!
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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2016, 12:38:23 PM »
You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot on it.

FTFY
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Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2016, 12:42:11 PM »


You have to appreciate a woman whose boobies and booty are interchangeable.
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