What I needed to hear from Gus to make Saturday palatable
I screwed up. This is all on me. I had a gameplan I thought would work and one that I really thought would maximize our strengths, but it simply didn't work. That's 100% on my shoulders. Those men fought their tails off and they did their best to execute what we told them to do. You can't fault a single person in that locker room for their effort.
We did a poor job of getting the quarterbacks ready to play. That's going to change or people will be held accountable. We did a poor job of putting our players in a position to succeed. That's going to change or people will be held accountable.
And now the fantasy section of what I needed to hear:
There will never be another Saturday like that. If there is, I will walk to this podium and resign on the spot. I cannot in good conscience continue to fail this team at that level. And I won't.
Effective immediately, Rhett Lashlee has been transferred to Auburn Concessions. He will be handling weiners in the pressbox during games. We have hired June Jones and Dan Hawkins as assistant coaches. We've also added Bryan Harsin and Matt Campbell to the staff. Sorry Boise State and Toledo, and apologies also to Kodi Burns who is being switched from quarterback to receiver -- I mean assistant to graduate assistant.
My godson Jeremy Johnson will be at my home during games watching my kids and walking the dogs.
What we got instead
That was the plan. How many times do I have to say it? That was the plan. I didn't see anything wrong with it. That was the plan. You going to keep asking me the same questions? That was the plan. I already said, that was the fucking plan. So yeah, fuck you. It was the plan. What? You don't like it? Well it was the fucking plan, so deal with it.