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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...

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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« on: September 10, 2008, 10:00:29 PM »
Hurricane Jen and her two "tropical giving me a depression"'s will be making landfall in BHM tomorrow.  Screw this "Ike" shit - we are outta here.  We are flying out tomorrow at 10am.  We'll be in Wetumpka/Montgomery for the next TWO FREAKING WEEKS - so someone somewhere had best be planning a happy hour for me to attend, so I will be able to relax and not have homicidal thoughts about living under the same roof as my mother for two freaking weeks.  (God help us all.)

Carl is going to ride out the storm here with our next door neighbor, who has a generator and multiple chainsaws.  He will head east once the storm passes.  Y'all keep him in your prayers - I will be worried sick about him being here, and I doubt there will be power or much cell phone reception when it's all over, so it may be a few days before I hear from him to know he is okay.

I'll have my cell phone, and internet access once I get to my folks' house in Wetumpka.

If nothing else, I'll see you gooberheads on Gameday!!!

Love,
Jen
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 10:04:48 PM »
Have a safe trip!
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 10:10:16 PM »
Is there such a thing as a "happy" hour in Wet-a-pumpka?
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 10:59:14 PM »
I don't know you or your family, hell I don't know but one of you that post on this board, being that I've never been to an Auburn game IN Auburn, but please do be careful on your trip back to Alabama and heres to hoping that it goes nowhere near your home and no damage is left!
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 11:41:43 PM »
Happy Hour in Birmingham is the shit.
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 12:03:52 AM »
Happy Hour in Birmingham is the shit.
And I have no problem with coming to BHM - it's not THAT far of a drive.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 12:41:08 AM »
And I have no problem with coming to BHM - it's not THAT far of a drive.

Safe travels to ya!
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2008, 01:15:44 AM »
And I have no problem with coming to BHM - it's not THAT far of a drive.
Brad is the official party planner or is Taylor?
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 07:55:17 AM »
Brad is the official party planner or is Taylor?

We can definitely set up a happy hour get-together one afternoon next week.  Tell us when is good for you Jen and we can make it happen.
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 10:09:36 AM »
Let's make it earlier in the week (Mon, Tue, Wed)..   I'm heading to Louisville on Thursday morning!   :vn:
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 10:23:24 AM »
I can do happy hour.   The question is, Are you still attending the game Jenny?
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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 12:20:09 PM »
If nothing else, I'll see you gooberheads on Gameday!!!

Did you have trouble understanding the last line of the "letter"?
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 01:42:12 PM »
Did you have trouble understanding the last line of the "letter"?
Reading is for pussies.
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2008, 02:04:36 PM »
You guys let me know when and where and I will be there.  I will of course be coming up I-65, so something on that side of BHM would be easiest for me to get to, since I really don't know my way around BHM anymore.  My hot sister will probably be with me, so Monday would be the best day - she is off that day and she and I may head to BHM for some shopping.

Just talked to Carl - things have not yet gone to shit, but he has the house all boarded up and now that he done all he can, he has decided that it is beer thirty...

Y'all, I am still worried sick - the eye will pass directly over our house.  THink happy thoughts, okay?

See y'all soon!!!!!!!

Love,
Me
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2008, 02:06:37 PM »
  My hot sister will probably be with me

You know what we're going to need.
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2008, 02:07:26 PM »
You guys let me know when and where and I will be there.  I will of course be coming up I-65, so something on that side of BHM would be easiest for me to get to, since I really don't know my way around BHM anymore. 

The GPS is a wonderful invention
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Re: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BITCHES...
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2008, 02:08:45 PM »
The GPS is a wonderful invention
HA!  So I am NOT the only person have problems with the quote function...

And Carl has our GPS - and no one here has one.  So keep it simple, please.
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