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Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season

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Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« on: August 30, 2016, 03:54:01 PM »
I guarantee at least half of these will come true this season or GF will refund your money.


1.  At some point, Bert Bielema will accidentally swallow a page from his offensive playbook as it gets too close to his donuts.

B.  Nick Sabbin will start a conversation with the local media about his depth chart.

Tres.  Gus Malzahn will eat his postgame meal at Niffer's.

4.  Kevin Sumlin will get a DUI while driving around a hot young coed and her boyfriend, a nationally ranked dual threat QB.

e.  Paul and Victor will have a falling out on Big Brother.

seis.  Sean White will throw for 3,500 yards and run for another 400.

7.  Mississippi State fans will make approximately 1,398 Dak Prescott highlight videos on Youtube in the month of October alone.

Ocho.  Auburn will win the National Championship.
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2016, 04:22:55 PM »
I will actually make a game this year and NOT complain about the cost of hotels, flights, rent-a car and  game tickets.
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2016, 04:58:15 PM »
I will actually make a game this year and NOT complain about the cost of hotels, flights, rent-a car and  game tickets.

 :rofl:  We have a winner.


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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2016, 06:18:10 PM »
Buzz I'm sure Paul will have a falling out with Victor! #friendship
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2016, 08:20:44 AM »
Buzz I'm sure Paul will have a falling out with Victor! #friendship

#pissed
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2016, 08:22:42 AM »
My bold prediction is that AU will end regular season with a 11-1 or 10-2 record and play for the SEC
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2016, 10:24:34 AM »
My bold prediction is that AU will end regular season with a 11-1 or 10-2 record and play for the SEC
Good answer...good answer...I like the way you think, I'm gonna be watching you.
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perrichardshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2016, 10:49:45 AM »
I just want to know if Auburn can compete right away this year.
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2016, 11:18:06 AM »
My predictions....

- WE WIN!

- No babies this year

- There will be lots and lots of grilled meats

- There will be lots and lots of consumed adult beverages

- Saban sucks.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2016, 11:28:15 AM by djsimp »
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Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2016, 11:26:28 AM »
My predictions....

- WE WIN!

- No babies this year

- There will be lots and lots of grilled meats

- There will be lots and lots of consumed adult beverages

- Saban suck.

Solid plan.  You win the internets today.
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