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The Final 7 Days

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The Final 7 Days
« on: July 25, 2016, 10:00:18 AM »
Our drought will begin to end next Tuesday when the players officially report for practice, which starts the following day.

The news will be a trickle at first, no doubt, but soon we will be wallowing in depth charts, practice reports and pre-kickoff scouting reports.

I suggest using this week to start your training regimen. 
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2016, 11:40:42 AM »
Our drought will begin to end next Tuesday when the players officially report for practice, which starts the following day.

The news will be a trickle at first, no doubt, but soon we will be wallowing in depth charts, practice reports and pre-kickoff scouting reports.

I suggest using this week to start your training regimen.

We must also remain vigilant in watching for the Calling of the Taint.


And don't forget to pray for all those at al.com putting in those extra hours in the spin room as they prepare for the start of football.
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2016, 12:42:05 PM »
We must also remain vigilant in watching for the Calling of the Taint.


And don't forget to pray for all those at al.com putting in those extra hours in the spin room as they prepare for the start of Alabama football.

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2016, 02:56:36 PM »
We must also remain vigilant in watching for the Calling of the Taint.


And don't forget to pray for all those at al.com putting in those extra hours in the spin room as they prepare for the start of football.


would you watch or listen?

i'll hang up and watch. 
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2016, 05:40:11 PM »

would you watch or listen?

i'll hang up and watch.

Depends on the owner of the taint.  Some taints are easier to watch than others.
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2016, 10:39:31 AM »
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2016, 11:16:01 AM »
I would like to volunteer my taint this year. I've never had a chance to do this.

Who do I talk to?

This is exciting!
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2016, 11:45:51 AM »
I would like to volunteer my taint this year. I've never had a chance to do this.

Who do I talk to?

This is exciting!

You have to be able to lick it yourself.   There is only one man who can lick his own taint. 
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2016, 12:16:35 PM »
I would like to volunteer my taint this year. I've never had a chance to do this.

Who do I talk to?

This is exciting!


REJECTED!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2016, 01:31:38 PM »
I would like to volunteer my taint this year. I've never had a chance to do this.

Who do I talk to?

This is exciting!

Send Snaggs pictures for review.  Make them sexy.
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2016, 01:52:50 PM »
Send Snaggs pictures for review.  Make them sexy.
But nothing to obvious
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2016, 02:31:42 PM »
No need. I've already seen hi.....wait, I mean NO PICTURES!!!!
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2016, 02:28:30 PM »
Out and about running some errands earlier.  Drove by a high school (No worries, I stayed the required 100 feet off campus) and practice was underway.  Getting ready for some Friday Night Lights and some boiled peanuts. 
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2016, 10:24:56 PM »
But nothing to obvious

There the worse. 
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2016, 12:48:36 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2016, 09:51:45 AM »
Just noticed that we have live college football in 7 days.

GotDAMN !

Also, if you don't have lsufootball.net/tvschedule bookmarked you are a putz.
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2016, 04:50:22 PM »
Just noticed that we have live college football in 7 days.

GotDAMN !

Also, if you don't have lsufootball.net/tvschedule bookmarked you are a putz.

6:30 a.m. game the first Saturday? Hold on liver...unlike my kidney, I only got one of you...
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2016, 05:52:12 PM »
6:30 a.m. game the first Saturday? Hold on liver...unlike my kidney, I only got one of you...

 *snicker*
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2016, 12:32:49 PM »
Football is in the air mu'fuckus!
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Re: The Final 7 Days
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2016, 11:52:04 AM »
Football is in the air mu'fuckus!


I hope our receivers catch it this time.   :haha:
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