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Happy birthday
« on: June 21, 2016, 01:21:31 PM »
Happy birthday, simp! Any new ones on the way?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2016, 01:25:47 PM »
Happy birthday, simp! Any new ones on the way?

how many of y'alls wives are knocked up right now?


Happy birthday fertile one!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2016, 01:49:27 PM »
Happy Day Simpster. Hope your Birthday is productive, or reproductive.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2016, 01:53:04 PM »
Thank you thank you. As of 12:54pm CT, there are no new simp babies.....that I know of.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2016, 01:56:56 PM »
Happy happy to you.  Hope you win the Best Butt Contest.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2016, 02:03:29 PM »
Happy birthday....Was your momma as fertile?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2016, 02:20:13 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2016, 02:21:32 PM »
HBD.   :getoff:
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2016, 03:12:59 PM »
Happy Birthday Brother.   May your sperm pass the esophagus tonight.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2016, 03:27:37 PM »
Happy Birthday Brother.   May your sperm pass the esophagus tonight.

In the snatch or down the hatch?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2016, 04:23:43 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2016, 10:45:14 PM »
In the snatch or down the hatch?

Duh, like both.
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