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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2016, 03:58:09 PM »
Dude, I don't see what someone's personal and sexual life has to do with anything.

I agree, I'm behind you all the way on this one.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2016, 05:00:47 PM »
Boys body has been found intact. Cause of death most likely a drowning.

Alligator was an asshole.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2016, 05:14:45 PM »
Boys body has been found intact. Cause of death most likely a drowning.

Alligator was an asshole.


I'm sure Washington is working on something to regulate "assault" gators.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #103 on: June 16, 2016, 12:36:42 PM »
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« Reply #104 on: June 17, 2016, 03:25:19 PM »
I just saw a video where students and others were holding a vigil for the Orlando victims at U. of Missouri.  A black lady was starting to speak and opened with something to the effect of, "I'm a little nervous in speaking up here because there's so many white people" She followed that up with "I'm not joking". 

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« Reply #105 on: June 17, 2016, 03:29:00 PM »
I just saw a video where students and others were holding a vigil for the Orlando victims at U. of Missouri.  A black lady was starting to speak and opened with something to the effect of, "I'm a little nervous in speaking up here because there's so many white people" She followed that up with "I'm not joking".

And then at least 5 white people immediately apologized.
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« Reply #106 on: June 17, 2016, 03:32:54 PM »
And then at least 5 white people immediately apologized.

Its one of the new laws from "The one". 
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #107 on: June 17, 2016, 04:29:35 PM »
I just saw a video where students and others were holding a vigil for the Orlando victims at U. of Missouri.  A black lady was starting to speak and opened with something to the effect of, "I'm a little nervous in speaking up here because there's so many white people" She followed that up with "I'm not joking".
People really need to learn how to tell these people to go fuck themselves.
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« Reply #108 on: June 17, 2016, 04:58:53 PM »
People really need to learn how to tell these people to go fuck themselves.


Before you got "fuc" out of your mouth, you would have Jesse, Al, and Barack and all their elk heading in your direction. But your right, they need to be told to go FUCK OFF.  :fu:
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« Reply #109 on: June 17, 2016, 07:22:16 PM »
And then at least 5 white people immediately apologized.

White privilege!
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #110 on: June 17, 2016, 09:31:43 PM »

Before you got "fuc" out of your mouth, you would have Jesse, Al, and Barack and all their elk heading in your direction. But your right, they need to be told to go FUCK OFF.  :fu:

They ride elk?

I'd pay to see that. 
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #111 on: June 17, 2016, 09:46:41 PM »
They ride elk?

I'd pay to see that.


They do ride elk.  It's only going to get worst.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #112 on: June 18, 2016, 08:28:08 AM »
And then at least 5 white people immediately apologized.

In all seriousness though, many people - mostly white - started clapping for her. She said she wished the #BLM movement got as much support as the gay community. If you watch the video, a white guy standing right behind claps furiously. You can see it in his face that he hates himself and wishes to bow down to new people of color overlords.

I don't really care too much about a crazy person saying crazy things into the microphone. That happens. You ignore them and move on. If what they say and do is that detrimental to themselves or society, you get them professional help.

I do care that a crowd of people did not run her off the stage. I care that people clapped. I care that bullshit like that has become normal and that people who dissent are taken away by police officers as seen in the video.

Why did we let Missouri in the SEC again?
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #113 on: June 20, 2016, 03:58:37 AM »
That mass murders wife should go to jail for all eternity for not telling authorities what hers piece of shit husband was up too.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #114 on: June 29, 2016, 11:16:31 AM »
The attack at the airport in Turkey is exactly why gun control would have little to no effect.  While I did see a report that at least one of the terrorists had a gun, ultimately 40 plus people were killed by being blown the fruck up.  If someone wants to off a bunch of people, they'll find a way.  What was it in the Boston Marathon attack...a pressure cooker?
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #115 on: June 29, 2016, 11:17:55 AM »
The attack at the airport in Turkey is exactly why gun control would have little to no effect.  While I did see a report that at least one of the terrorists had a gun, ultimately 40 plus people were killed by being blown the fruck up.  If someone wants to off a bunch of people, they'll find a way.  What was it in the Boston Marathon attack...a pressure cooker?
NO!  The answer is to ban assault weapons.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #116 on: June 29, 2016, 11:25:44 AM »
NO!  The answer is to ban assault weapons.

Oh alright.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #117 on: June 29, 2016, 11:28:52 AM »
NO!  The answer is to ban assault weapons.

This!! ^^

If that damned George Bush had not let the assault weapons ban of 1994 expire in 2004, then think of how many people could have been saved on 9/11. And in the Tanzania and Uss cole bombings in 1998 and 2000. Columbine too in 1999! We must ban them so the bad guys will think twice about assaulting. I'm outraged.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #118 on: June 29, 2016, 12:19:56 PM »
When I finally go off up in here one day, my weapon of choice will be an assault bat. Unless they ban them.
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Re: The Magic Murder Kingdom
« Reply #119 on: June 29, 2016, 01:05:16 PM »
When I finally go off up in here one day, my weapon of choice will be an assault bat. Unless they ban them.

See folks! Right here ^^ is proof that they work.
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