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Double Your Pleasure
« on: June 02, 2016, 11:19:13 AM »
Two Birthdays today.  First, the Athens Assassin, AUTiger1 is another year older...and not aging well.  The "Double your pleasure" was in reference to MRS. Dallas.  Even though we all hate that guy, we hope Dallas ascends the twin peaks this evening and makes her birthday a good one.

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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2016, 11:22:53 AM »
Happy Birthday to you both!
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2016, 12:12:51 PM »
Two Birthdays today.  First, the Athens Assassin, AUTiger1 is another year older...and not aging well.  The "Double your pleasure" was in reference to MRS. Dallas.  Even though we all hate that guy, we hope Dallas ascends the twin peaks this evening and makes her birthday a good one.

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The Mrs. is flying to Paris with a GIRL friend for her 50th. So Dallas plans on spending time on the golf course the next two weeks.  (weather permitting)
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2016, 12:17:22 PM »
The Mrs. is flying to Paris with a GIRL friend for her 50th. So Dallas plans on spending time on the golf course the next two weeks.  (weather permitting)

Congrats and condolences.
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2016, 12:18:38 PM »
we hope Dallas ascends the twin peaks this evening and makes her birthday a good one.


That's not how that works.  That's not how any of that works.
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2016, 12:21:04 PM »
Congrats and condolences.


First thing I'm gonna do when I get from home work today is remark my territory.   
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2016, 12:48:54 PM »
Have a great time in Paris, Buzzy!
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2016, 12:57:52 PM »
Have a great time in Paris, Buzzy!

Send me a postcard.    Crude, but you get the idea.

   
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2016, 01:25:29 PM »
Send me a postcard.    Crude, but you get the idea.


That looks photoshopped.
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2016, 01:31:44 PM »
Happy Birthdays
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2016, 01:47:30 PM »
That's not how that works.  That's not how any of that works.

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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2016, 03:01:16 PM »
i see london, i see france, i see buzz in mrsdallas' undiepants.
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2016, 03:05:07 PM »
i see london, i see france, i see scott in mrsdallas' undiepants.

Oui Oui
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2016, 03:19:18 PM »
That looks photoshopped.

I think you are right....that dude in the blue shirt is standing while everyone else is sitting.....Dead giveaway.
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2016, 03:27:43 PM »
Happy Birthdays.
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2016, 04:42:27 PM »
Happy birthday to all three of them!
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Re: Double Your Pleasure
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2016, 01:26:45 AM »
I think you are right....that dude in the blue shirt is standing while everyone else is sitting.....Dead giveaway.
That speaker tower is also out of place.
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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2016, 10:25:27 AM »
That speaker tower is also out of place.

But a good French X-gate crowd. 
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