Square Peg, Round Hole

[Ogre]

This is truly unbelievable - and he did it on his second try.

[Catphish Tilly]

but did he have to move the stickers around first?

[Tiger Wench]

The man is not human.

He is probably the one sports figure I would love to be married to.  He is good looking, smart, driven, rich as hell, the absolute very best at everything he does, and totally focused - he knows what he wants out of life and goes after it, but never loses sight of family and what's important.

i am truly envious of his wife, who is pregnant with their second child, by the way.

[Ogre]

The man is not human.

He is probably the one sports figure I would love to be married to.  He is good looking, smart, driven, rich as hell, the absolute very best at everything he does, and totally focused - he knows what he wants out of life and goes after it, but never loses sight of family and what's important.

i am truly envious of his wife, who is pregnant with their second child, by the way.

Just go ahead and say what you really mean, Jen.  The man has a horse dick and you'd love to saddle up.

[Snaggletiger]

Who is that guy?  I don't follow golf so I assume he's a pro golfer or something?

[Saniflush]

Who is that guy?  I don't follow golf so I assume he's a pro golfer or something?

His name is Fuzzy Zoeller.  He likes watermelon and fried chicken.

[Snaggletiger]

His name is Fuzzy Zoeller.  He likes watermelon and fried chicken.

Well, if he wasn't black and said he wanted a meal like that, it might offend some people.

[Tiger Wench]

Just go ahead and say what you really mean, Jen.  The man has a horse dick and you'd love to saddle up.

Okay, yeah, that too.

[Come Honor Face]

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