Mile High Club

[AUTailgatingRules]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/woman-arrested-for-in-flight-molestation-462398

[Buzz Killington]

Need pichers of the chick she molested for later before I can make judgement on this woman.

[Saniflush]

That's a lazy motherfucker that won't click the link.

[Buzz Killington]

That's a lazy motherfudgeer that won't click the link.

No...pichers of the molester are there, just none of the victim.  I need the full picture in my head when I rub one out later try to visualize the crime.

[GH2001]

No...pichers of the molester are there, just none of the victim.  I need the full picture in my head when I rub one out later try to visualize the crime.

[Godfather]

Why can't I ever get the good airline seats?!?!

[Buzz Killington]

I had a story almost as good as this one last Sunday on my flight to Phoenix.  Two of us traveling together, leaving the aisle seat empty and I am in the middle seat.  Did my best to sway the old fat guys from taking that seat. Then, a gorgeous brunette walks up and asks me if the seat was taken...of course, I said "it is now."  Then she proceeded to open up a book and read it on the entire flight, never looking up from it.

[Snaggletiger]

I had a story almost as good as this one last Sunday on my flight to Phoenix.  Two of us traveling together, leaving the aisle seat empty and I am in the middle seat.  Did my best to sway the old fat guys from taking that seat. Then, a gorgeous brunette walks up and asks me if the seat was taken...of course, I said "it is now."  Then she proceeded to open up a book and read it on the entire flight, never looking up from it.

Don't you remember?  I was on that flight and got this footage.