No fool for a client

[Kaos]

At least this idiot won't have a fool for a client.  He'll personally return his own call, but he won't take his own case.  In fact, he'll probably be coming after himself.  I wonder  if he hid his own drink when he walked by himself. 

http://ktla.com/2016/05/08/lawyer-who-says-he-wont-represent-drunken-drivers-arrested-on-dui-charge-florida-jail-record-reports/

This guy's commercials are all over the place down here.  The irony of him getting busted for drunk driving is deep.

[AUJarhead]

I bet he cares.

[WiregrassTiger]

This guy wears pinky rings and lots of jewelry. Need I say more?

He and his fancy sports car are a better fit in Miami, imo.

If I get injured in a wreck, the first call is to the Alabama Hammer, Mike Slocumb.

If he can't take it, it would be someone out of Atlanta or Birmingham. My suggestion is for you to do the same. Don't waste your time with any of the local yocals who are only pretenders when it comes to knowing the law.

[Pell City Tiger]

If I get injured in a wreck, the first call is to the Alabama Hammer, Mike Slocumb.

Hell yeah! "Pain ..... Sufferin' ..... A frog on a lilypad on a lake of pain." The Hammer will fight for you. Did you see how he knocked out that school yard bully in his commercial? The dude is legit!

[Snaggletiger]

Violence doesn't solve anything.

[Kaos]

I'm waiting on the alabammer hammer to get busted for domestic violence.

That would be sweet. 

Don't know what I want Alexander shanarranRannara to get hit with.  His billboards are strangely comforting.  I begin to feel ill at ease if I haven't seen one in 15 minutes or so. 

[WiregrassTiger]

I'm waiting on the alabammer hammer to get busted for domestic violence.

That would be sweet. 

Don't know what I want Alexander shanarranRannara to get hit with.  His billboards are strangely comforting.  I begin to feel ill at ease if I haven't seen one in 15 minutes or so.

Oh, Alexander Shunnarah is the real deal, no doubt.
And if you're looking for a lawyer to get into all of the intricate details of the case and all of that horseshit, he'd be your man.

But if you want someone to go into the courtroom and knock some mofo's out? And get you your check? The Alabama Hammer is the man for the job.

[Pell City Tiger]

Violence doesn't solve anything.

The hell it doesn't! The Hammer will scare a big cash settlement out of the injurious sonsabitches that don't recognize!

Up here in the hill country, we have a fellow named Morris Bart. I don't trust him at all based soley off his smile.

[Buzz Killington]

We're doing it all wrong here in alabammer.  This guy really cares.

[GH2001]

I'm waiting on the alabammer hammer to get busted for domestic violence.

That would be sweet. 

Don't know what I want Alexander shanarranRannara to get hit with.  His billboards are strangely comforting.  I begin to feel ill at ease if I haven't seen one in 15 minutes or so.

I've never seen his billboard in a state that he was actually licensed to practice law in. Even says so on them. Mfer is a damn broker.

[WiregrassTiger]

I've never seen his billboard in a state that he was actually licensed to practice law in. Even says so on them. Mfer is a damn broker.

Dude, I let a lot of stuff that you say slide on here. But I will not sit idly by and let you speak ill of the Alabama Hammer.

Take it back and right now.

[GH2001]

Dude, I let a lot of stuff that you say slide on here. But I will not sit idly by and let you speak ill of the Alabama Hammer.

Take it back and right now.

I will not take it back. Mainly because I was even talking about the Alabammer hammer. There was another person K mentioned.

[Saniflush]

Don't know what I want Alexander shanarranRannara to get hit with.  His billboards are strangely comforting.  I begin to feel ill at ease if I haven't seen one in 15 minutes or so.

Are we sure that he isn't a sleeper cell?

[War Eagle!!!]

We're doing it all wrong here in alabammer.  This guy really cares.

This dude got a deal with Taco Bell for their super bowl spot. Heard him interviewed once here in Texas and seems like a cool dude. He said business is crazy after the super bowl spot.

[Buzz Killington]

That is awesome!

[dallaswareagle]

I will not take it back. Mainly because I was even talking about the Alabammer hammer. There was another person K mentioned.

Here's our Hammer.

[Kaos]

Here's our Hammer.

In what way does this contribute to the dialogue?

[WiregrassTiger]

In what way does this contribute to the dialogue?

Don't you just hate the motherfucker?

[dallaswareagle]

In what way does this contribute to the dialogue?

The Texas hammer can beat your Alabama hammer any day. He doesn't bark, he bites.

[GH2001]

In what way does this contribute to the dialogue?

His sleezy lawyer is sleezier than yours.

Weirdest pissing contest I've ever seen. That's for sure.