Used one last year. Paid like $800 bucks or something and it was only marginally better -- at best -- than when I used to just throw weed and feed out of a Lowes bucket.
So yeah, no.
Got a call today wanting to know how I wanted to handle the $849 charge and late fee.
Charge for what?
Well, we kept sending people out.
Yes, of course you did. I signed fucking annual maintenance agreement in May last year.
Well the contract was for a year, or seven visits and we came out and did some extra work a few times, so you were out of visits.
Do you understand the term annual?
Well it says annual or number of visits. So when you were out of visits and then we came in January, that renewed the agreement automatically.
So you renewed it yourself without notifiying me by coming out IN JANUARY to spray my lawn as part of my annual agreement? And now you want me to pay you for visits and late fees?
No, you renewed it when they sprayed your yard.
No, I wasn't here. They just did it and left a plastic bag on the front door saying they'd been by.
That was the renewal.
So your years have seven months?
No, our years have seven visits.
That's not a year and I signed an annual agreement.
Yes, an annual agreement that had seven visits.
Did I tell you to make the eighth?
No, but it was time so we did. Now you owe for the next year, plus late fees.
How can an annual agreement be late five months before it expires.
Because you were out of visits.
Yeah, that's not going to happen. I'm not paying it, not paying the late fees and not renewing dick, shit or squat.
I'll have our manager call you.
How many months are in his year?
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