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Shock the monkey!
« on: April 25, 2016, 08:07:16 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2016, 08:17:08 PM »
Gooey for a gooey?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2016, 09:26:31 PM »
Most of the degenerates in here would screw the monkey instead of the prostitute.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2016, 09:31:02 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 25, 2016, 09:26:31 PM
Most of the degenerates in here would screw the monkey instead of the prostitute.

The monkey deserves better.
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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2016, 10:26:48 AM »
Anyone heard from Nook?
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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2016, 10:30:28 AM »
(In Bullwinkle cartoon announcer voice)
Join us next time for...
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 25, 2016, 08:17:08 PM
Gooey for a gooey?
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Would you like to touch my monkey?
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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2016, 10:30:59 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:30:28 AM

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Touch him, pet him...looooove him.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2016, 10:33:08 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:30:28 AM
(In Bullwinkle cartoon announcer voice)
Join us next time for...or
Would you like to touch my monkey?

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2016, 10:44:55 AM »
HOLY SHIT...what if this is a conspiracy? Roswell style!  What if this is the monkey that will destroy the human race.

We won't spank the monkey....the monkey will spank us.
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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2016, 11:43:37 AM »
The market research says that people love monkeys.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Shock the monkey!
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2016, 12:36:59 PM »
Make it fast.....and sexy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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