Cam Artis-Payne is Fast

The Six · « **on:** April 25, 2016, 09:04:57 AM »

...in a car.

Highway Patrol clocks Cameron Artis-Payne at 102 mph on interstate

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Carolina Panthers running back Cameron Artis-Payne was arrested on Saturday night and charged with reckless driving after North Carolina State Troopers clocked him driving at 102 mph on Interstate 85, WSOC-TV in Charlotte reported on Sunday night.

The North Carolina Highway Patrol said the former Auburn standout was arrested in a 65-mph zone near the interstate's Exit 14 in Gaston County.

WSOC-TV reported Artis-Payne was released from custody after posting a $5,000 unsecured bail.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/04/highway_patrol_clocks_cameron.html#incart_river_index

wesfau2 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2016, 09:21:36 AM »

At least he wasn't drunk.

CCTAU · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2016, 09:39:11 AM »

He seems to be doing things that will eliminate him from consideration as the heir to the RB position at Carolina. I know this is not a huge deal, but when you are in direct competition with a guy named Fozzy, you need to keep your head down and work a bit harder.

He and Tre are competing. Just not at the right thing right now.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2016, 09:51:32 AM »

I run around 100 between mobile and Montgomery on a regular basis. More so in the BMW than the truck but still. I've made it from exit 37 (bay minette) to the I85 exit in Montgomery in under two hours numerous times.

That's s $5000 bond? Srsly?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2016, 09:58:43 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 25, 2016, 09:51:32 AM

I run around 100 between mobile and Montgomery on a regular basis. More so in the BMW than the truck but still. I've made it from exit 37 (bay minette) to the I85 exit in Montgomery in under two hours numerous times.

That's s $5000 bond? Srsly?

Congrats. You averaged 62.5 mph.

Give 'em haiil, Dale!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2016, 10:29:36 AM »

Tre and Cap are trying really hard but Michael Dyer set the bar pretty high for AU RB lawlessness.

The Six · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2016, 10:35:59 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 25, 2016, 09:51:32 AM

I run around 100 between mobile and Montgomery on a regular basis. More so in the BMW than the truck but still. I've made it from exit 37 (bay minette) to the I85 exit in Montgomery in under two hours numerous times.

That's s $5000 bond? Srsly?

^ Feel better now?

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2016, 10:51:36 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 25, 2016, 09:21:36 AM

At least he wasn't drunk.

or high

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2016, 10:57:18 AM »

Maybe our in-house popo can back me up but I can go ahead and say that he was either:

1. A dick to the cops or
2. The cops were dicks

Very rarely do you see arrests especially for speeding. I was caught last year in Jawjaw doing 98 in a 70 and the cop wrote me a citation for 79 mph. I was actually appreciative because there were no points on my license and it was about $100 less of a ticket.

Unless he was wildly speeding in and out of traffic or didn't pull over right away I am surprised they arrested him.

CCTAU · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2016, 11:25:45 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 25, 2016, 10:57:18 AM

Maybe our in-house popo can back me up but I can go ahead and say that he was either:

1. A dick to the cops or
2. The cops were dicks

Very rarely do you see arrests especially for speeding. I was caught last year in Jawjaw doing 98 in a 70 and the cop wrote me a citation for 79 mph. I was actually appreciative because there were no points on my license and it was about $100 less of a ticket.

Unless he was wildly speeding in and out of traffic or didn't pull over right away I am surprised they arrested him.

He's black. You will never know the struggle...

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2016, 11:29:21 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on April 25, 2016, 11:25:45 AM

He's black. You will never know the struggle...

You jest but you probably ain't that far off. That would also equal option #2

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2016, 12:06:20 PM »

Sorry bitches but you are going to jail if you are doing triple digits on my watch unless there is a mighty fine excuse.

And this is notwithstanding the additional 15 MPH leeway that a white man gets in the south. And rightfully so, of course.

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2016, 02:54:38 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 25, 2016, 09:58:43 AM

Congrats. You averaged 62.5 mph.

Give 'em haiil, Dale!

It's 157 miles if I'm not mistaken. But whatever. I set the cruise about Atmore to between 95 and 100 and let it go.

Kaos · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:00:27 PM »

Quote from: The Six on April 25, 2016, 10:35:59 AM

^ Feel better now?

I will when you stop wearing your ass for a hat. You don't have the ass to carry it off.

The Six · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 25, 2016, 03:00:27 PM

I will when you stop wearing your ass for a hat. You don't have the ass to carry it off.

Get some new material

wesfau2 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:07:39 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 25, 2016, 02:54:38 PM

It's 157 miles if I'm not mistaken. But whatever. I set the cruise about Atmore to between 95 and 100 and let it go.

You're mistaken.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:24:16 PM »

The Bay Minette/Gulf Shores Parkway exit (exit 39) is 135 miles from the I-85 interchange in the Gump (exit 172). I know this to be a fact - I just drove it last weekend.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 25, 2016, 03:24:16 PM

The Bay Minette/Gulf Shores Parkway exit (exit 39) is 135 miles from the I-85 interchange in the Gump (exit 172). I know this to be a fact - I just drove it last weekend.

GF, we need an emoticon of two guys measuring their peckers. There are numerous threads that it could be used in.

The Six · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:45:20 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 25, 2016, 03:39:24 PM

GF, we need an emoticon of two guys measuring their peckers. There are numerous threads that it could be used in.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2016, 03:46:43 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 25, 2016, 03:39:24 PM

GF, we need an emoticon of two guys measuring their peckers. There are numerous threads that it could be used in.

Hey now, I have no dog in this fight other than verification of the driving distance. Besides, it took me over 2 hours to make the drive (I had 2 women in the car with me).