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« on: April 14, 2016, 04:08:14 PM »
What a farce. 

Everybody gushing over his last game.  60 points.  Woo hoo. 

Meaningless game that his team lost. They lost, right?  The opposition barely defended him and he bombed 50-something shots. 

The gushing is disgusting.  He raped a girl. Got away with it. Was a horrible teammate most of his career. Created a persona based on isolationism. 

He was never Jordan.  Not even close.  He's not Magic or Russel.  He's more of a more selfish Isaiah Thomas or Iverson.  He could never do it by himself as much as he wanted to. 

I used to like the Lakers.  Not for the last 20 years though. 
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Re: Kobe
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 04:20:35 PM »
i eat organic kobe beef.
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2016, 04:29:31 PM »
Admins, move this crap to the basketball forum please.   :facepalm:

Seriously though, I was a little surprised that he only won the NBA MVP one time in his career. 
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2016, 04:49:42 PM »
On a more positive note, Golden State broke Jordan and the Bulls long-standing regular season win record with their 73rd win last night. 

I'm by no means a GS fan but damn, Steph Curry is the best pure shooter I've ever seen. 
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Re: Kobe
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2016, 04:55:36 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2016, 04:49:42 PM
On a more positive note, Golden State broke Jordan and the Bulls long-standing regular season win record with their 73rd win last night. 

I'm by no means a GS fan but damn, Steph Curry is the best pure shooter I've ever seen.

He is the only reason I will watch any NBA game.  If Golden State is playing I will tune in to watch Curry.   Highly entertaining. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2016, 05:05:33 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 14, 2016, 04:55:36 PM
He is the only reason I will watch any NBA game.  If Golden State is playing I will tune in to watch Curry.   Highly entertaining.

He's within range when he walks in the gym.
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Re: Kobe
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2016, 06:35:27 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 14, 2016, 04:08:14 PM
What a farce. 

Everybody gushing over his last game.  60 points.  Woo hoo. 

Meaningless game that his team lost. They lost, right?  The opposition barely defended him and he bombed 50-something shots. 

The gushing is disgusting.  He raped a girl. Got away with it. Was a horrible teammate most of his career. Created a persona based on isolationism. 

He was never Jordan.  Not even close.  He's not Magic or Russel.  He's more of a more selfish Isaiah Thomas or Iverson.  He could never do it by himself as much as he wanted to. 

I used to like the Lakers.  Not for the last 20 years though.

Yep.
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2016, 09:15:05 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 14, 2016, 06:35:27 PM
Yep.

When are you and Kaos getting married? Can I be a bridesmaid?
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Re: Kobe
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2016, 01:29:34 PM »
Who is Kobe?

He gone?
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Re: Kobe
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2016, 01:52:27 PM »
That was my favorite Japanese steakhouse growing up.
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2016, 02:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 15, 2016, 01:52:27 PM
That was my favorite Japanese steakhouse growing up.

My beef gets massaged.
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2016, 02:52:35 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2016, 02:18:57 PM
My beef gets massaged.

My beef strong.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2016, 03:17:32 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2016, 11:22:12 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 15, 2016, 03:17:32 PM
Your beef is wrong

Somebody getting laid tonight.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Kobe
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2016, 10:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 16, 2016, 11:22:12 AM
Somebody getting laid tonight.
Don't judge me Monkey.
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Re: Kobe
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2016, 12:50:34 PM »
Good riddance to Kobe
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