A-Day Attendance

[WiregrassTiger]

We desperately need a "Terrible Jokes" thread.

[Snaggletiger]

We desperately need a "Terrible Jokes" thread.

Like my post, bitch. Like it.  Get down on your knees and like it.

[RottenBottom]

I'll be there.   

[Pell City Tiger]

That Little Johnny is a cheeky rascal.

[Snaggletiger]

The teacher always gave the kids a trivia question on Fridays and if a child answered correctly, she would give them the following Monday off.  However, the questions were purposely so hard that no one could possibly ever get them right.

One Friday, Little Johnny came to school with a couple of raquetballs in his coat pocket.  At the exact time the teacher announced she was about to ask the trivia question, Little Johnny took the raquetballs from his pocket and whipped them down the aisle where they banged off the teacher's desk.

ALRIGHT, who's the comedian with two black balls?

To which Little Johnny replied, "Eddie Murphy.  See ya' Tuesday, teach".

[dallaswareagle]

The teacher always gave the kids a trivia question on Fridays and if a child answered correctly, she would give them the following Monday off.  However, the questions were purposely so hard that no one could possibly ever get them right.

One Friday, Little Johnny came to school with a couple of raquetballs in his coat pocket.  At the exact time the teacher announced she was about to ask the trivia question, Little Johnny took the raquetballs from his pocket and whipped them down the aisle where they banged off the teacher's desk.

ALRIGHT, who's the comedian with two black balls?

To which Little Johnny replied, "Eddie Murphy.  See ya' Tuesday, teach".

Racquetballs are blue.

[Snaggletiger]

Racquetballs are blue.

Look, he painted them black.  Just work with me here. 

[Buzz Killington]

We desperately need a "Terrible Jokes" thread.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

[chinook]

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

you would think it would be the r but it's the c. 

[The Six]

Running a 5K for military charity that morning in the Gump. We'll see if we get back in time.

Now for joke stolt from some radio show this morning. Happy Wednesday, Xers.

Little Jimmy lives on a farm. Comes down for breakfast and his mother tells him no food until he does his chores. Jimmy is not pleased with this but goes on to the chores. He feeds the chickens and in frustration kicks one. He feeds the cows and in frustration kicks one. And he feeds the pigs and in frustration kicks one.

Jimmy comes to the kitchen table to see a bowl of dry cereal waiting. He asks, "Where's the eggs? The bacon? Why is there no milk in this, Mom?"

His Mother retorts, " I saw you kick the chicken so no eggs for a week. I saw you kick the cow and the pig too so no bacon or milk for a week either."

About that time Jimmy's Dad comes in for coffee and the family cat gets in the way. Dad kicks the cat across the room. Jimmy looks at his mother and asks, "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"

[WiregrassTiger]

you would think it would be the r but it's the c.

"Tis" the c sounds more appropriate and gets a bigger crowd reaction for me.

[Buzz Killington]

"Tis" the c sounds more appropriate and gets a bigger crowd reaction for me.

"R" Matey

[Snaggletiger]

I won't be in attendance Saturday.  Can't afford the tickets and air fa...you get the picture.  But saw this little dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. piece on the entertainment and schedule for this weekend, especially if you're taking the mini's with you.



It's been a long few months without Auburn football, but Tigers fans will finally get some time in at Jordan-Hare Stadium during this weekend's annual A-Day game.

Of course, the game isn't the only entertainment lined up for this weekend. With crowds of fans set to converge on Auburn, there's plenty of other activities to fill time.

For a look at what entertainment is planned for this weekend, including kids events, Tiger Walk, live music and more, check out our guide below.

Come Home to the Corner
2 p.m. on Friday, downtown Auburn

Hosted by The City of Auburn and the Downtown Merchants Assocation, Come Home to the Corner will feature live music from the Bama Gamblers from 6 p.m. until 9 p.m. as well as shopping and dining options.

For more information, click here.

Punt, Pass & Kick Contest
11 a.m. on Saturday, football practice fields

A punt, pass and kick competition for first through sixth graders looking to test their skills on the field. The names of the winners will be announced during halftime of the A-Day game.

For more information, click here.

Coca-Cola Tiger Fan Fest
noon on Saturday, Campus Green

Game attendees can enjoy inflatables, a live DJ, activities, petting zoo, face painting, balloons, food and more. In addition, the Auburn University Cheerleaders, Tiger Paws and Aubie will make an appearance.

Tiger Walk
1:45 p.m. on Saturday, Jordan-Hare Stadium

This Auburn tradition gives fans the chance to greet players and coaches as they head into Jordan-Hare Stadium for the A-Day game.

Autograph session with Coach Malzahn and players
5 p.m., Jordan-Hare Stadium

Coach Gus Malzahn and various players will participate in an on-field autograph session following the A-Day game. The session will last for 45 minutes, and fans will be limited to one item per person.

Live music listing

Planning to use the whole weekend to take in the A-Day experience? If you're looking for nightlife entertainment, Auburn bars and music venues have plenty to offer.

Here's a look at what musical acts will be playing this weekend, according to The Corner News.

Alexa Burroughs
8:30 p.m., on Friday
Eighth and Rail

Ladies Night with Karaoke
9 p.m. on Friday
Duval's Bar and Grill

Something Delicious
10 p.m. on Friday
Fat Daddy's

Trotline, Cornbread
10 p.m. on Friday
SkyBar

Drag Show
10 p.m. on Friday
Fishizzle's

Black Market Research
8:30 p.m.on Saturday
Eighth and Rail

Souls, False Tongues
9 p.m. on Saturday
Fishizzle's

U.S. Band, Ray Fulcher
10 p.m. on Saturday
SkyBar

Dallas Dorsey
10 p.m. on Saturday
Fat Daddy's

[wesfau2]

That all sounds pretty awful to me.

[Snaggletiger]

That all sounds pretty awful to me.

What?  Did you gloss over "The Drag Show at Fishizzle's"?

[dallaswareagle]

I don't understand why not have the A-day game, baseball game and softball game all on that day. I gotta believe you could schedule them all with enough time for other events. And your gonna have sellouts at every event.

I would not attend, but was just wondering.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't understand why not have the A-day game, baseball game and softball game all on that day. I gotta believe you could schedule them all with enough time for other events. And your gonna have sellouts at every event.

I would not attend, but was just wondering.

See 2015. 

[Buzz Killington]

What time is Tiger Walk?

[Snaggletiger]

What time is Tiger Walk?

Uh huh

[Pell City Tiger]

What?  Did you gloss over "The Drag Show at Fishizzle's"?

He's the headline attraction according to their flyer.